Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML
Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML
Today, I was at a school rally I was talking to my friends when I noticed the entire gym had gotten quiet. Not knowing why I thought it would be funny to yell out "it's too quiet!" apparently it was a moment of silence for a teacher that had recently died. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
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quivx 7
You're an idiot
abcdefghiloveyou 0
...god. Seriously?
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Comments (102)
quivx 7
You're an idiot
platypuscatrat 0
My friend does this all the time. Get some balls kid.
plethora 3
"Your friend", eh?
humorizer 14
Since it's a female, I would prefer her to not get some balls.
ElliexMarie 0
people; there is such thing as SUMMER SCHOOL . -.-
pippymiskers 4
yeah ur eyes are really cool.
kayladance101 13
140 i like cereal too(: i had cheerios for breakfast this morning!
Sydney92 3
that's cool but I had chocolate cheerios:)
abcdefghiloveyou 0
...god. Seriously?
princesssparkle_fml 0
You have school still? It's ******* summer. Haha I'm an idiot.
grocky 0
Agreed!!! I don't get it?
xstaticdelta 6
school in my country closes 3rd july and reopens september 2nd
itsnotfair 0
uhhh...what about other countries? like australia...their school year is still going, and it actually starts at the BEGINNING, not MIDDLE of the year
zargon 1
It states that OP is from Texas, US, so other countries don't seem particularly relevant here.
itsnotfair 0
oh, my bad, didnt notice that. but still, it takes ages for some FMLs to be moderated so maybe that's the case? either way it's funny and i often find FMLs are ruined by people calling out on them and saying 'FAKEE it's summer' whatever
blond13gurl13 0
also, they may have just decided to post it today, it may not necessarily happened the day they posted it.
ddldave 0
ever heard of summer classes?
kewlcat 0
yeah but in australia the seasons are different.
aztec37 0
year round? which is two months on, one month off, two months on...(at least when i had year round school0
ariestiger15 0
76- obnoxious much?
ImAKlutz15 0
Wow.
edogy 0
why op why
Shigaihayashi 7
-.- That was stupid.
lawlfyl 0
YDI
emer_helena 0
Awkward. Next time you should just whistle too or maybe keep your mouth closed altogether
highlightthat 0
sexually harrassing your teacher in the middle of class. good job. even if other people are whistling, it's still not okay. you deserve worse.
dnotter 0
little bit of an overreaction...
lexilovesyou 0
Uh yeah for real. Hes just a kid. Chill ouut. Loosen up!
lmmmr 0
No, he is right. Making cat calls, whistling and shouting sexual things at a teacher while they are working is absolutely sexual harassment. She was trying to do her job, the "kids" disrespected her. I knew better as a "kid."
a1mostevi1 0
but...the op is a woman...
zargon 1
And the OP's sex changes.... what?
itsnotfair 0
#42 the gender of the teacher isn't mentioned... perhaps the teacher is a man? considering it says (woman) next to the ops name. just a thought?
lmmmr 0
That's very true. But my point still stands. When people are doing their job, making sexual remarks is sexual harassment, man or woman.
twinscrplayer6 0
#42 any class of kids in HS could have done something like that trust me it's not that unusual so stop being so anal about everything
senalina 0
i have a teacher who screams in class and she calles every thing sexy.... school isnt the same teachers try to make the best of the day for themselves abd thier students! :p
CaptainDoorknob 7
There's a video of an Italian teacher being groped in class and she didn't even care. She got fired for that.
immumo 2
cmon guys lighten up... I remember when i was in school, we were upto all sorts of things like this... and everyone was sportive about it. Too bad u had to resound singularly... and since u r a woman, i dont think it is actually a big deal (for those who r screaming "sexual harassment"). shld have been funny tho :)
piddly_03 0
fyi sexual harrassment isnt just when a male does or says something inappropriate to a female, it works both ways, buddy.
AlwaysRejected 0
But in practice, a fraction of women are reported vs. men. Somehow men like it when random women compliment their chest, but women take that as the legal opportunity to file a report.
lmmmr 0
Many women take is offensively because many women do not care to be seen in an overtly sexual manner by everyone they come across. Particularly as a teacher by a student (if the case happens to be that the teacher was female in this scenario). It breaks boundaries and undermines her authority.
lastminuteperm 0
Why would you shout that to a teacher? You are disturbing. That is a total disrespect. And why the hell would you shout that if everyone else was just whistling? I know how they were wistling but seriously?
delly_fml 0
Ah it's ok just make sure evryone knows it's a joke apologize to it teacher and it will all be good u don't deserve that u were just going with the flow in ur own creative way ;)