Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML
Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML
Today, I was at a school rally I was talking to my friends when I noticed the entire gym had gotten quiet. Not knowing why I thought it would be funny to yell out "it's too quiet!" apparently it was a moment of silence for a teacher that had recently died. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
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quivx 7
You're an idiot
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...god. Seriously?
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Comments (102)
AndreWartyns 0
Well, I hope he worth it. But, it was funny ! XD loved it. But you deserved it.
ladidadi 0
OP is a WOMAN!!! Read, people!
ghadir 2
The fact that you could recognize mtorres8789 as a Disney Channel character makes your comment all the more disturbing. FAIL.
Pokerdance 0
The fact that my Jonas-obsessed girlfriend made me watch that crap movie makes your comment all the more ignorant.
ghadir 2
The fact that I've watched Camp Rock on my own time because I love the Jonas Brothers and still didn't recognize mtorres8789 makes your comment all the more stupid.
silverwind_fml 0
the fact that you like the jonas brothers makes your comment all the more stupid
ghadir 2
the fact that you're a hater of the jonas brothers makes you obviously jealous of them
Overcast117 5
Hahaha I would have laughed!
hugzandkisses666 0
the fact that you're old enough to think someone is too young if they're obsessed with disney yet you have a girlfriend young enough to be obsessed with disney is disturbing
lmmmr 0
How long can this go on? And lawl ghadir thinks the Jonas brothers have talent.
ghadir 2
haha u burned him hugzandkisses666 and the jonas brothers are amazing, lmmmr, you obviously haven't heard their music
itsnotfair 0
the jonas brothers are talentless, manufactured disney stars jsut like miley cyrus. within a year there will be another lot of talentless, manufactured disney stars for the tweens to go gaga over and noone will care about the Jonas brothers =]
ghadir 2
wrongoooooooooooooooo..they are amazinggg hater
mtorres8789 0
My username doesn't stand for anything its my username i created! As for my gender i'm a female! as for where i'm from i'm from texas I know I deserved it damn it lol.
Pokerdance 0
The fact that you are young enough to dedicate your username to a Disney Channel character (mtorres8789; Mitchie Torres from Camp Rock) makes this FML all the more disturbing.
staymintyfresh 13
Well your young enough to know who that is...
Dead_and_Gone 0
that happens to everyone, just not the part where they yell sexy at a teacher
awkwardness 0
You just disgraced Texas.
lmmmr 0
I can think of a certain someone who has taken care of that already.
AlexZB 0
you crossed the line
Teeheez 0
Really????? HAHAHA! Wait was the teacher a he or she? If the teach was a she, the class was right to look at you. EWWW! If the teach was a guy it would be ok except for maybe the AGE! But some people don't care about age. And also when you join in with something like that you do the same as everyone else. Most people would have though it was a guy screaming sexy though. Not a girl (the OP is a girl). Right, people? TEEHEE
zargon 1
EWWW? Can you explain the logic of that one to me, please?
testing_fml 0
Teeheez is a time-traveling pilgrim from the 1690's and believes that lesbianism is a mark of the devil's craft.
rawr37 0
even if everyone else was whistling why would you scream out sexy? That's just so awkward..
JaeToTheWynn 0
....how embarrasing.... YDI
cbella 0
hahahhaha that's absolutely hilarious!