Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML
Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML
Today, I was at a school rally I was talking to my friends when I noticed the entire gym had gotten quiet. Not knowing why I thought it would be funny to yell out "it's too quiet!" apparently it was a moment of silence for a teacher that had recently died. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
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quivx 7
You're an idiot
abcdefghiloveyou 0
...god. Seriously?
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Comments (102)
spillproof 0
well, is she sexy?
SirAlan 0
i dnt get it! y is it ok to wolf whistle but not shout 'sexy'??? O.o
greeneye_fml 12
Loser. Why would you do that? Just whistle...
jollyholly414 0
when that happens, you turn your head and pretend it wasn't you...or you just DON'T SAY ANYTHING!!!! YDI for being stupid...
AlfonzoRex 0
HAHAH. Oh shit I feel bad for you xD
Shlizabeth 0
I'm guessing you're a person who doesn't usually yell things out during class... And I'm also guessing your teacher is a woman. I had a good-looking teacher who all the boys in the class would obnoxiously flirt with, but if I were to do that, everyone would have stared. So, even though it may be a normal thing for your class, YDI, because you should know what humor you would, or would not, get away with.
star_ver 0
There's always one dumbass who overdoes it.
wallythedolly 0
oh lord.
itsnotfair 0
the gender of the teacher isn't mentioned... perhaps the teacher is a man? considering it says (woman) next to the ops name. just a thought?
Shlizabeth 0
I just assumed the teacher was a woman because a class full of girls usually isn't that obnoxious to whistle provocatively when the teacher comes in the room, and I think a straight girl would be way too timid to scream "Sexy" at a male teacher.
blackfire_fml 0
I don't get it.