Today, as I was driving back home from my grandma's, I looked over at the guy in the lane beside me, only to witness him with a sandwich between his teeth and his cock in his free hand. Now I know why I don't leave the city, or even drive, more often. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was waiting at a bus stop, a man stopped at the red light and smiled at me. I smiled back. He blew me a kiss and drove away, just as I realized he was masturbating behind the wheel. FML
Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed help, only to see the guy was jerking off to something on his phone. FML
Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was eating lunch in my car. There was a cute guy, also in his car, who kept smiling at me and winking with a cheeky grin. I considered giving him my number but his girlfriend suddenly sat up from having her head in his lap, wiping her mouth. He was getting a blowjob the entire time. FML
Today, I was eating at a Mexican restaurant with my sister. I was happily biting into a burrito, when I saw a man in his car in the restaurant parking lot, staring at us and jacking off. FML
Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML
Today, I got a new pair of glasses, and was driving home. While waiting at a stop sign, I noticed a homeless guy touching himself. He saw me, smiled and waved, and then continued. So much for my new eyesight. FML
Today, I was so horny, I decided to meet up secretly with a guy after having dinner with family. We went for a night drive and he parked somewhere to go down on me. The dude was sucking the life out of my clit, almost biting it off. Good thing my mum called and I had a reason to escape the ordeal. FML
Today, I was driving home when I saw my boyfriend chundering on the side of the road, into an old lady's shopping basket. FML
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Redoxx_fml 22
Maybe he wanted a cockmeat sandwich and this was the next best thing.
flashback.miss 28
hopefully he didn't catch you staring and it wasn't too long a traffic stop.
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Comments (51)
emxy92 22
Cannot un-see!
breakinlegs 19
Your tell me you haven't see worse things than that in the city?
JoJo91_fml 8
how awkward, just put your eyes back on the road and never look back LOL that's usually a rare occurrence, hopefully!, so don't let that inhibit you from driving
dotalover 15
a regular day here ppl always try to save some time while makin us feel gross
bearhart 1
The thing that would make this better is if you made long awkward eye contact
oneofthosegirls_fml 11
Ew! Seriously, wtf people?!?!?!
Nolimit2217 32
The old **** and meat sandwich.
killthedead 13
What? He needed some mayo!
worldclassrager 41
Forever alone?
drewflav 17
Hmm... glad to see this was in the Netherlands and not in Canada. Otherwise it might've been about me yesterday morning on my 4 hour Christmas drive!