Today, after 20 years together and 9 years of marriage, I found out that my husband has been having an affair with my cousin for 6 years. The same cousin who came over every Friday. Who he wanted to be godmother to our 3 kids. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I’ve been having an affair with my cousin’s husband for the last 16 years. For 3-ish months, when my husband gets drunk, he accuses us of cheating & threatens to tell everyone. Sober, he remembers nothing. We are constantly worried he will tell but are too in love to end it. Both in bad marriages. FML
Today, I found out that my husband has been cheating on me with his girl bestie for 4 years. I also found out he's been having threesomes with his male bestie. Both people have been around me and my family this entire time. We've been married for 15 years. Joke's on me. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, I found out my wife of 5 years, with whom we have three kids, is actually my cousin. At a family dinner someone had pointed out how much she looks like my uncle. We laughed until she mentioned that she was adopted from the same town my uncle's ex-wife had a baby. A few questions and a blood test later, we all learned the sick truth. FML
Today, I had sex with my cousin's husband, multiple times. This isn’t the first time and probably won’t be the last. I'm also married but haven’t been intimate with my husband in almost a year. He and I have discussed being together openly but we know it would mess up both of our lives as well as our families. FML
Today, I found out my husband of 7 years has been cheating on me with "10-15" people. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML
Today, I learned that not only is my husband having an affair with my own mother, but my whole family knew. They were keeping it a secret from me for 3 months. FML
Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair… with her cousin. FML
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Boyufd 25
Time for a divorce and time to lose a new family member
RichardPencil 32
Looks like you got a lot of free baby-sitting, one way or the other.
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Comments (7)
Boyufd 25
Time for a divorce and time to lose a new family member
RichardPencil 32
Looks like you got a lot of free baby-sitting, one way or the other.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Some people just aren't worth the effort. Make sure he does right by your kids, but kick his ass out.
real life problems 26
Keepin it in the family, technically
interesting33 37
That is heartbreaking, I am so sorry
Vern Ehlers 5
So he's religious enough to want to baptize your kids, but then can't stay faithful to you? Sounds like he is a pretty big hypocrite. Divorce his ass and beat the shit out of your cousin.