Today, I went to a party organised by my ex. I was the last to sit down, after looking at the nametags on all 50+ chairs. That's how I realised the chair labelled "Fuckface" was mine; the one located between her parents' seats. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a party at my ex's house; he'd invited the whole team. We of course don't talk, but I just figured out he had a girlfriend. He said it right in my face and laughed. FML
Today, my old high school mates organised a dinner hangout so that my recent ex, who is part of our group, could introducing her new boyfriend to us. I was late and the only remaining seat available was next to the new boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Today, I attended a party, thinking it was hosted by my friend. I showed up, mingled, had some drinks, and even played a couple of games. After about an hour, my friend called me and asked where I was. I'd crashed the wrong party. Everyone there was nice about it, but now I can never show my face there again. FML
Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML
Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML
Today, I was at a fraternity party, and one of the hosts said over the loudspeaker, "Turn to the person next to you and picture them naked, then drink a beer if the mental image disturbs you." I turned, only to be face-to-face with my ex-boyfriend. He drank two beers. FML
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Palirose 22
I'm sorry OP. Maybe next time your ex invites you. You should just politely decline and cut off all communication with them. Especially if they're going to be very immature and disrespect you like that.
Dashelle 25
Why would you go to a party organized by your ex? It's fairly clear it didn't end well.
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Comments (90)
ob81 8
You have a long road ahead of you op.
HKCgrimmjow 15
A long road home you mean? I wouldn't stay and put up with that. That's rude and very immature... Then again OP could have done something horrible to the ex..
DudeEvil 22
Either way, this is when you get the hell out of there.
Enslaved 38
Or stay and live up to that fuckface name. Time to reveal a few of her secrets while sitting next to her parents.
HKCgrimmjow 15
Or not... No need to stoop to her level over it! Just be a grown up about it and either walk away or brush it off and have a good time!
Odis12 11
"Attention everyone! My name fuckface and I face ****** that girl! That is all."
StiffPvtParts 43
If I was OP, I would have just asked to swap seats with his ex's father. He probably would rather sit next to his wife anyway, and it's the polite thing to do :3
truecolourss 4
You could make her look bad but the thing that makes people die in the inside is when you don't react, just keep calm and carry on
johnpaisley 6
It's kinda his fault to trust an ex tho
Palirose 22
I'm sorry OP. Maybe next time your ex invites you. You should just politely decline and cut off all communication with them. Especially if they're going to be very immature and disrespect you like that.
kumarina 35
You learn that the hard way, usually you try to be nice, after a few bad break ups you understand that of being friends never works
Zelphoric 25
I don't see why it would ever be a good idea to go to an event hosted by your ex, that's just asking for trouble lol
squidgy787 22
Not necessarily true, 63. One of my best friends is an ex of mine. We have stayed friends over the past 12 years now. I adore his wife and was invited to their wedding. It can happen. Granted, if my place card at the table said Fuckface or something similar, I might have a few choice words to say to them...
skyttlz 32
I'm friends with 3 out of 4 of my exes.
revieced 13
Politely decline? what? you dont politely decline at something like that! In fact, what the hell is WRONG WITH YOU OP? you sat on that chair? are you so f%#$% s%#$^? you should have acted like every normal person would have in your position. Tell her and her parents(yeah them too for allowing their daughter to put such a nametag on "your" chair) to go and f%#$ themselfes, and then get the hell out of there!
Palirose 22
#96, Then he would have proven to deserve the name tag. What I meant by politely decline is...anytime an ex offers for you to come over. (unless you are without a doubt on good terms with them) you decline. Plus OP dated her. He must've known previously how immature and bratty she is.
kumarina 35
#73, when you can remain friends with an ex there are two options, 1- you are still in love with them, 2- you have moved on, you can be friends after sometime, in OP case is claerly she hasn't really moved on, otherwise she wouldn't care
codyswearingen 3
She's your ex, don't give her what she wants. Just brush it off and FDB
TourettesGuyFTW 26
FDB.... Feed Doc Bastard? How on earth would that help???
zandalee 20
Fry dead birds? Finger deep bitches...? Seriously. Help me here. I'm totally stumped!
Zelphoric 25
Pfft why wouldn't it help? Food is damn good, and im sure doc would love some bacon. Bacon is amazing
arandomusernameaa 20
**** Dat Bitch? although I don't think she wants it... **** face
patrickalamo 48
Change his tag to recently become single.
tiernang 21
one, his ex is a she. and Two, it is his EX, so she was already single.
patrickalamo 48
Her name tag that is.
tiernang 21
i dont know if she would have a name tag because she organized the party
Amanyyyyyy 29
She might have gotten another boyfriend after...
Dashelle 25
Why would you go to a party organized by your ex? It's fairly clear it didn't end well.
mike3775 39
Exactly, why would the OP go? My ex wife actually sent me an invitation to her wedding, and I sure as heck did not go.
littlem91 29
Maybe, or maybe it was amicable and they wanted to stay friends, then she went bat crap crazy.
tiarnatargaryen 23
Or maybe the ex organised a mutual friends party
kumarina 35
Maybe is the first break up, or OP thought it wasn't such a bad break up
ShannonBitt 29
I'm on good terms with all my ex's, so I'd go to a party organized by one of them. But I can't see why OP would go if they didn't get along to the point that she would call him "Fuckface"
ShannonBitt 29
Unless it's a case like #34 suggested, like they wanted to be friends, but she went crazy
doctorhook86 25
@72: You're an 18 year old girl--I'm not convinced the majority of people your age have enough relationship experience to even have real exes.
stargirl8 4
That's when you leave and never look back.
superrocket19 17
That's when you leave, they're all dicks anyways.
Paradoxxxx 16
guess she didnt take the break up well
dotalover 15
no shit
extinct_dodo 18
You don't say!
Chellybelly92 14
Well that's mature of them.
JoJo91_fml 8
wow how mature, since they're just nametags maybe you could rip it off, OR if you wanna be equally immature you should rip off her dad's nametag, sit in that seat, claim it's yours, so the only seat for her dad is your old one, one that says "fuckface" & watch her squirm a lil when its noticed
TunaFireStarter 16
Dad: Hey, that's my seat. OP: She called me "daddy" in bed, and I'm not "fuckface." So ...