Today, my family came back from holiday to discover that my little sister had messed with the cat flap before we left. Several stray cats were able to come in, but were unable to get out, and left shit in various areas around the house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML
Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML
Today, I came home from the hospital after six days. Despite having a cat sitter, they managed to shit on the bathroom floor and pee on my bed in protest for being gone too long. FML
Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML
Today, I got home after a spending a week recovery from surgery. My neighbour had been feeding my cat whilst I was away. Exhausted, I went straight to my bedroom where I soon discovered that my cat had shat on my pillows, duvet, and pyjamas. FML
Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML
Today, I worked a 12-hour shift. Today my parents' cat also had diarrhoea. Rather than clean it up when said cat projectile shat all through my bed, they simply closed my door and left it for me. Since it's in my room, apparently it's my problem. They can't understand why I'm pissed. FML
Today, I came home after a short trip. Walking through the door, an overpowering smell indicated that in my rush to leave I'd forgotten to bring the cat litter tray indoors. The place was covered in cat urine. It was as if I'd created a cycling ecosystem of evaporated urine turning into urine rain-clouds. FML
Today, after coming home from a two week vacation, my dog was pink, there were beer bottles and used condoms on my bed, and everything was a mess. I asked my sister, who'd been watching over the place, what had happened. She just said, "Oops." and hung up. FML
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Happygofucky 0
YAY! Moar kittehs! You can never have too many kitties :3
TraceCase_ 19
...aaand had a big cat orgy for sure
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awardZu 0
Disgusting... I hate cats!
BeastNerd 3
You mad brah?
awardZu 0
Just brings to mind a similar event. My mother was watching my house & left a window open. I came home to cats in my house that clawed everything & shit on my carpet. I really hate cats...
Lucidium 0
stupid mole man, wrong phrase to use there.
grizzvolleyball9 4
I agree #1. Cats suck!
iBanana 17
Lmao. LMFAO. just imagine all the cats strutting around his house.
A7X_LoVeee 10
How could you hate cats?! :O
pertained 12
yeah, how could you hate cats? the own everything xD
mmedeiros14 0
thats gonna be fun to clean
hollisterluv9 0
haha thats hilarious FYL
gamercanadian 11
londons ewww to the max
Ohmygiluvcookies 0
looks like your cat's secret plan to have a house party while you guys were gone failed they all got locked in. I bet they were starving!!!
Rykier 0
And now you see why I hate both cats and little kids.
Xxak907xX 0
FYL...but I accidentally hit YDI...fail
TraceCase_ 19
...aaand had a big cat orgy for sure
mmedeiros14 0
LOL
sammy92 0
No! bad kitty! - Eric cartman
Poffdaddy29 0
the kitty was being a *****!
hotscar 3
13, glad to see a fine ass girl knows her south park... which is where I am currently lol.
ubetrwatchBN 5
Did anyone else pause at the cat flap part and wonder if it was some kind of dirty phrase that you weren't aware of? Then, I kept on reading and it was dirty in another way. X-) niceeee
MadeToCommentOnT 0
Well, at least you like cats?
L0veRebeccaBlack 0
How old is she?
swimmergal_14 10
I was about to ask the same thing
amerwin 3
Just forget about the shit for now. With Easter just around the corner, you can have a productive Easter "egg" hunt in the near future.
KingDingALing 9
Now you're the "crazy old cat lady" of the neighborhood!
TheNinjaCat 10
Awh man, that stinks. Pun intended XD ahh atleast I make my self laugh XD
TheNinjaCat 10
tell me about it! their viscious and un-hugable. or trainable, cant do tricks, like XD
justalilrandom2 4
1) Cats can actually be trained, contrary to popular belief. 2) "They're." That is all.
shaneac 0
3) Vicious 4) Can't 5) Get a haircut, you hobo 6) I like to say hobo
justalilrandom2 4
7) Yes they can, it takes effort. 8) Scratching a little versus getting mauled by a dog, dogs are worse. When was the last time you heard of someone being killed by their cat? 9) I agree, get a hair cut.
Poffdaddy29 0
10) cats are very clean. 11) I just wanted to say number 10.
justalilrandom2 4
12) I agree with 10, none of that poop scoop nonsense, no walkies, no grooming and generally able to take care of themselves. Cars ftw.
justalilrandom2 4
Damn it, cats not cars.
Poffdaddy29 0
I also have a dog to... they're both great animals. cats are easier to take care of, and dogs arenaturally more entergetic.
franniedottp 8
13) 30, that's a girl.
TheNinjaCat 10
Really? Cool! And yeah I realised litteraly JUST after I posted the comment, but Im on my iPhone, so I couldnt remove it XD
TheNinjaCat 10
..I'm a girl too ''/ In a girl's jacket...And girl's jeans...With make-up on... D:
Rykier 0
Kid, it's 2011. With so many emo faggots how could we tell?