Today, my family came back from holiday to discover that my little sister had messed with the cat flap before we left. Several stray cats were able to come in, but were unable to get out, and left shit in various areas around the house. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML
Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML
Today, I came home from the hospital after six days. Despite having a cat sitter, they managed to shit on the bathroom floor and pee on my bed in protest for being gone too long. FML
Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML
Today, I got home after a spending a week recovery from surgery. My neighbour had been feeding my cat whilst I was away. Exhausted, I went straight to my bedroom where I soon discovered that my cat had shat on my pillows, duvet, and pyjamas. FML
Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML
Today, I worked a 12-hour shift. Today my parents' cat also had diarrhoea. Rather than clean it up when said cat projectile shat all through my bed, they simply closed my door and left it for me. Since it's in my room, apparently it's my problem. They can't understand why I'm pissed. FML
Today, I came home after a short trip. Walking through the door, an overpowering smell indicated that in my rush to leave I'd forgotten to bring the cat litter tray indoors. The place was covered in cat urine. It was as if I'd created a cycling ecosystem of evaporated urine turning into urine rain-clouds. FML
Today, after coming home from a two week vacation, my dog was pink, there were beer bottles and used condoms on my bed, and everything was a mess. I asked my sister, who'd been watching over the place, what had happened. She just said, "Oops." and hung up. FML
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Happygofucky 0
YAY! Moar kittehs! You can never have too many kitties :3
TraceCase_ 19
...aaand had a big cat orgy for sure
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Comments (67)
Poffdaddy29 0
that sounds pretty crappy...
xlil_miss_emo_x 6
i'd make my little sister clean it up if she were my sister because she screwed with the door lol
dragonaair 5
I have no idea why, but I would probably enjoy seeing all those kitties. I'd scoop 'em all up and scream "OMG KITTTTIESSSSS" *Glomp*
chickunkey 0
That is literally written on EVERY fml that has to do with shit. Someone needs to come up with some new shitty puns.
chickunkey 0
Talking to #31 by the way
Scrubscrazy 0
How fun for you!
toriluva 0
Neva to late to bi a litter box just live with it
aileen3453 0
ewwwww!
megaswamp 0
holy crap
viper2290 0
LMFAO!!!!
mehwhocares 9
Your sister's a genius.