Today, my husband says he wants to file for divorce because he’s tired of me being a “bossy boots.” Apparently, asking him to stop sending a 17 year-old girl dick pics as a “joke” is too much to ask. My tongue is going to fall out from the many times I've had to explain to him why it’s inappropriate. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband sent me a dick pic, then sent a follow up text saying, “Sorry, not meant for you, delete pls”, followed by, “Ignore that, obviously it was meant for you. Love you.” If he’s sending pics to other women, I’m gonna spread his cheeks and jam every golf ball he owns up there. FML
Today, I confronted my husband about the sexts between him and another woman. He says it’s “just chatting” and “It’s not like I’m gonna do it in real life, I got you baby.” He called me unreasonable for getting upset. He’s sulking right now because I refused to fix him dinner tonight. FML
Today, my soon-to-be-ex husband threw an epic tantrum, with crying, snotty nose, throwing himself on the floor, grabbing me by my feet, begging me not to leave him, and that he’s “so sorry” after I confronted him about the sexts and nudes he’s been sending to another woman. FML
Today, my husband and I got into a fight about his pervert friend who regularly shows blatant disrespect for our marriage, including sending me inappropriate texts. Apparently this friend should have my full trust, and apparently I am the one with the issue for not excusing his bad behavior. FML
Today, I’m getting a divorce because apparently, when you send your now soon-to-be ex wife a live photo and she presses on it, you can hear your mistress speaking in the background. FML
Today, I complained to my girlfriends that my husband constantly wants me to explore his disgusting perversions, like making me call him "Daddy" or putting me on a leash. They all started discussing all the nasty things they'd let my husband do, then said he should find a sidepiece who's "less boring." FML
Today, my boss fired me for "disrespecting" him after I told him to fuck off. This would be understandable, if I hadn't said it when he was at my house for dinner, harassing my wife with suggestive poses, heavily implied comments, and trying to put his hand on her crotch. FML
Today, I jokingly asked my husband at what age does he think we’ll stop having sex. His instant response was, “Dunno, at what age do you want to be divorced so I can remarry a woman half your age who still rides cowgirl?” FML
Today, I asked my husband for the 1000th time to stop texting a woman he used to be friends with in high school, with whom he recently reconnected, and that I’m feeling neglected in this marriage. He responded by saying, “Fine! I guess I can’t have any friends then!” and took a hammer to his phone, breaking it. FML
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
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1known 34
Maybe the police could help.
SJKatt 15
Your husband sexually harassed a child and HE'S the one who asked for a divorce? You should have already left him.
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Comments (17)
armedenglish21 17
You need to have a serious conversation with him, no matter the age range he shouldn’t be sending explicit messages to anyone. Especially any one the age of 18 or under
1known 34
Maybe the police could help.
Anderling 33
Sounds like the trask took itself out. He’s lucky neither you nor the kid called the cops.
Sasor123 6
Sounds like he needs to go to the Steve Wilkos show
Hangryko 32
Call the cops and divorce him.
randybryant799 21
He knows it's inappropriate. He doesn't care.
RichardPencil 32
Well, Ms. Bossy Boots, sending dick pics to minors is not just inappropriate, it's a crime. Rat him out to the cops and he'll be sent to prison, where, presumably, he'll get to see a lot of dicks.
slkeithh 14
The fact that you've spent what sounds like many hours over many different occasions explaining this to him, and having to "ask" him, sounds more like a YDI than a FML. Stop being stupid.
Brightside86 31
Your relationship aside, he needs to cut that dick pic thing the **** out. If any authority figure catches wind, even significantly after the fact, that could seriously derail his life.
slhiggx 17
He knows it’s inappropriate. He doesn’t care.