Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after coming home from a two week vacation, my dog was pink, there were beer bottles and used condoms on my bed, and everything was a mess. I asked my sister, who'd been watching over the place, what had happened. She just said, "Oops." and hung up. FML
Today, I came home after a two week vacation to find that my wonderful dog had pooped and peed all over my room. My mother was kind enough to dog-sit; however, instead of helping me by cleaning up the horrid mess, she just left me coupons for Glade plug-in air fresheners. FML
Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML
Today, my family came back from holiday to discover that my little sister had messed with the cat flap before we left. Several stray cats were able to come in, but were unable to get out, and left shit in various areas around the house. FML
Today, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see her peeing on the carpet. After getting her outside, I saw my little sister pooping on the floor. FML
Today, I woke up on the last day of my vacation at the beach to find that my dog had chewed a hole in the wall of my rented house, 2 hours before the owner arrived to check for any damage. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML
Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML
Today, I came to visit a friend I haven't seen in 3 years for a fun 2 month vacation of you know what. She has 2 more dogs now and soon as I stepped in her place after flying across the country, there were 2 piles if dog crap on the ground. I already want to fly out of here, and this is only day one. FML
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Flutter_Lily 6
I'd take her to court to pay for the couch. If you still have it, take pics.
chosha_fml 27
Clearly she hasn’t been looking after the dog OR the apartment!
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Comments (11)
Flutter_Lily 6
I'd take her to court to pay for the couch. If you still have it, take pics.
real life problems 26
God damn why cant you Americans think of anything else than suing people especially your own family. If something like that happened in my family, they would pay me for the couch without me having to ask about it.
chosha_fml 27
Clearly she hasn’t been looking after the dog OR the apartment!
Emma Marshall 19
Yeah we got that
lexos 16
Time to go to her apartment and shit all over the place.
RichardPencil 32
Whose poop? Maybe it’s your sister who is not housebroken.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
bill the bitch family or not she ****** up
ViviMage 40
It wasn't the bitch's fault, it was the slinking supposed to watch it!
Charlie Given 28
Wow gotta love your siblings 🙄 that just means the revenge will be that much sweeter 😈now go get some shrimp (easier to conceal than fish) head to sisters hide shrimp in places she won't think to look (under stove, fridge, couch, inside curtain rods, toilet tank etc.)& let the fun begin 😎
Squidgegg 4
I hope you weren't paying her to do that. If you had agreed to, refuse to pay her. And cut her off entirely, she obviously doesn't give a tinker's damn about you, your dog or your home.
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Sounds like a new challenge. "The floor is poop!"