Today, I finally received a paycheck for the first time in six months. I celebrated by promptly falling down a flight of stairs and losing consciousness. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, my ex looked at me for the first time in months. I felt like I could fly. Seconds later my flight ended. I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, after spending two hard months losing 20 pounds of my 80 pound goal, I was actually excited to exercise. After I was done exercising, I fell down the stairs and broke my ankle. FML
Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
Today, my life finally seemed to be getting on track after recovering from major depression, paying off most of my debt, and scoring an amazing job. And then I woke up. FML
Today, I got back to work from a 4 month hospital stay and I joked with my boss that after so long away, I’m not planning on being sick again for years. Two hours later, a coworker knocked me down the stairs. A dislocated hip and a broken femur requiring 4-6 weeks of recovery. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I moved into a new downstairs flat. I promptly fell down said stairs. I have a broken pelvis now and can't walk or go down steps for 3 months. FML
Today, I had my first interview in over a year. I panicked and passed out. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. On my way home, my legs gave out halfway up the stairs to my apartment, and I had to awkwardly sit there until I could crawl the rest of the way up. FML
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Top comments
jonny2x4 0
Why did it take six months?
xiambam 4
Hopefully no one stole the check while you were unconscious.
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Comments (64)
webkinzfreak96 0
Wow lol Congratz on first pay check tho! Hurt much? First BTW
nazooer 11
Second!
just_laugh_along 0
that IS the best way to celebrate!
hopper5101 11
There goes the pay check!!!
Princess_Star 0
Aww, that really sucks... at lease you're better now and you have some money to spend.
DoomJeff91 2
on hospital bills! Hooray for irony!
MK1029 0
My hospital bills are non existant. Too bad OP lives in a retarded country full of sheep.
Person1233 13
The "sheep" are too much in debt for it.
Failzoid 0
Ouchies.
samandpackers 0
Yeah no shit ouchies, dumb bitch!
alexandraa_fml 0
This guy needs to win the lottery, or some huge sum of money.. maybe hed burst into flames from the excitement.
xiambam 4
Hopefully no one stole the check while you were unconscious.
imperfectclarity 0
That's the only way you could think of to celebrate? Geez. :)
that_guy321 2
that's what i was thinking! seems like a silly way to celebrate to me.
lovemyfml 0
I hate smart-ass comments, I also hate smart-ass people but I don't know you
sodahhhr 0
are quails blue?
nolimits 0
Good question - The Blue Quail or African Blue Quail, (Coturnix adansonii) is a species of bird in the Phasianidae family. The species ranges from Sierra Leone to Ethiopia, and south to Zambia, and eastward to Kenya, and is migratory. The habitat of the Blue Quail excludes excessively dry areas. Hope that helps.
sodahhhr 0
no it dosent bcuz it dosent help with my dinner!! i wanna quail sandwhich NOW!!
Jeremy Phillips 18
This ain’t google buddy
jonny2x4 0
Why did it take six months?
nolimits 0
Unemployed - probably got fired for falling out a window the last time he got paid.
TheLetterZero 7
That sounds pane-ful.
Plumppotato 3
thats stupid. celebrate like a normal person - get wasted and hit on your boss and coworkers. you really have a lot of growing up to do.
Terrimina23 0
I remember getting my first A on my report card. I celebrated by falling face front into my Christmas Tree.
nolimits 0
Keep ****** that chicken!