Today, I went home with my cute coworker. What started out as a little dirty talk and teasing ended with him admitting he was in a terrible emotional place, then sending me home in an Uber so he could sleep. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the cute coworker who's been flirting with me drove me home. While I was contemplating asking him to kiss me, he politely told me to, "Please get out, I promised my girlfriend I'd pick her up." FML
Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML
Today, I offered to give my ex a ride home from work. He and I ended on good terms years ago, we just aren't compatible with each other. I dropped him off and not ten seconds later, he came back out looking sick. His fiancee was inside having sex with MY new boyfriend. FML
Today, I had sex with a coworker I've had my eye on for awhile. Immediately after, he turned on the light and got on his phone. Me, trying to start a conversation, I said, "Well, that was fun." He looked at me and said, "Was it?" FML
Today, my cute coworker begged me to cover his shift tomorrow, and told me that he wanted to take me to dinner to make up for it. I was very excited because I've been crushing on him for a long time. I later overheard him tell his friend that he didn't plan on showing up for our dinner. FML
Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I went to my colleague’s apartment so we could talk about a project for work over dinner. One thing led to another and the sexual tension we couldn’t unleash at work for months got to the best of us. It was the best sex I ever had and I want to come back for more. I just wish I didn’t have a wife at home. FML
Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and I was definitely interested, so I agreed. The drive to his house lasted longer than the actual sex. He lives less than five minutes away. FML
Today, my taxi driver kept falling asleep and swerving off the road, so I asked him if he was okay. He stopped and burst out sobbing about the long hours he had to do after his divorce, and his wife taking all he had. Long story short, I ended up driving him home and getting another taxi from his place. FML
Today, I went on a Grindr date with a really cute guy. I thought things went really well. When he dropped me off at home, he told me not to text him anymore because his wife might get mad. FML
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Leviathene 34
Good for him. Its hard to admit when you have issues and some people find it hard to say no when they really want and need to. I'm sorry you had to be the one he said no to, but think of it this way; you respected his wishes, and maybe he'll remember that. If he seeks help due to your conversation, you also did a good thing.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Poor guy. Hope he's okay. I know how he feels.
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Comments (8)
slytheryn 14
Maybe don’t try to hook up with your co-workers.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Poor guy. Hope he's okay. I know how he feels.
acmariner99 25
Bi-polar maybe?
Leviathene 34
Good for him. Its hard to admit when you have issues and some people find it hard to say no when they really want and need to. I'm sorry you had to be the one he said no to, but think of it this way; you respected his wishes, and maybe he'll remember that. If he seeks help due to your conversation, you also did a good thing.
RichardPencil 32
Sounds like your dirty talk was shit. Dirty talk doesn’t involve the words involving excrement (unless you’re with a certain type.) Talk about genitalia, mammaries and copulation. YWIA.
Iamthebanzai22 21
You know, I think you have found yourself a gentleman who knows not to shit where he eats. He probably opted not to draw you into the mess that is his life, so saving you the pain of that "I am sorry, I was in a bad place emotionally and sex with you was a stupid mistake" conversation. Take a longer term view girl, I am sure it will be worth it.
hpand 5
He had no sex and booked you a Uber back. How thoughtful of him. FML would have been if he had had sex with you and then shoved you out of his house.
TumblrweedPasses 11
Probably for the best More respectable to not do the deed if he's not in a good way Plus relations with co workers can bring in all kinds of complications