Today, while at Subway, I looked on as an employee killed a fly with his hands. He then continued working without a second thought. He was making my sandwich. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and other names by a customer 'behind my back'. I made him the best sandwich I'd ever made, in order to leave a good impression. Then I had to say the wonderful words, "Your total is $9.11." FML
Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML
Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML
Today, at work, I’ll admit that I wasn’t in a good mood. I work in fast food, and I went to hand this guy his food without looking and he didn’t grab it. I got frustrated so I FINALLY looked. With an equally as upset look, I noticed the guy didn’t have arms, so I’d just been shoving food in his face. FML
Today, I was working in a deli when I cut more meat than I intended; I basically removed my fingerprint via the deli slicer. FML
Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML
Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML
Today, a work colleague was trying to kill a fly that was buzzing around the place. I was about to go on my break, but was stopped because she missed the fly and accidentally whacked me in the balls in the process. By the time I didn’t feel sick anymore, my break was over. FML
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odexy 12
YDI if you didn't speak up.
Doortje 30
Just walk away and get a sandwich elsewhere.
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Comments (149)
bigphill1333 0
yummy
samadams42 0
Aaand that is why women should be the ones making the sandwiches.
noradaron 0
^ I lold.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
OMFG THERES A BUG IN MY ROOM!!! GET IT OUUTTTTT!!!!!!!
josephhhhhh 0
fyl? are you kidding me. well op if your that naive and stupid and would not stand up for your rights there is no one to help you! so don't complain and tell him to wash his hands and do not be shy, since you are the one eating the sandwich no that fly killer dude!!
mamamiaaa_fml 12
^^THIS.
cfalen 0
atleast it was fresh...
odexy 12
YDI if you didn't speak up.
Pinkanani 12
I agree!
Zmeilerr 22
******* comment bug!! Could a moderator please have this deleted?
sgenfkshe 5
lol I also agree! op should have asked for themto wash their hands and make a new sandwich.... lol
persianjr1 7
hey, more protein right? lol
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Damn, I'd've eaten it anyway!
UnderstoodCat 0
OMFZ is that a DOUBLE contraction?
mike3775 39
I would have asked to speak with the manager, then walked out, called corporate and complained.
aleclikestacos 8
I would have probably complained and gotten them fired... >:D
impatientsnake 4
yep yep u shoulda said something
cahlalsteel 1
exactly. I would have just turned around and walked out (the subways around me never have a manager and usually only one employee working)
uncbballwins 0
You would have to be an inconsiderate, bitchy asswipe to want to get someone fired. Just ask them to wash their hands and make a new one. Win Win situation.
naughtia 14
free extra meat! yummy
BuzzKill13 0
omfZ? oh my f@$king Zork?
Ashlei69 4
#83 your a moron. if you have a problem speak up.. dumbass
Doortje 30
Just walk away and get a sandwich elsewhere.
track69 3
that's disgusting. but YDI you gotta say something
lolomgwtgdairyqu 0
eww thats gross u should have told him
marinus_fml 20
It coulda been a lot worse. At least he didn't kill a rat with his bare hands.
kittygirl316 0
I think a bug is much worse (>_<)
cahlalsteel 1
haha
clarissa_Gyall 0
that's disgusting.
Pepefenito 0
Extra ingredients should cost more lol you tight
EmmyRahh 5
fake.. all subway sandwich makers must wear gloves..
Calyx_fml 22
If you paid for it and ate it then you deserve it. Shoulda said something or walked out.
Zmeilerr 22
You should have told him that you're not eating that because his hands were dirty and demand that he wash his hands and remake it. That's what I would have done. You're the customer, and if you're running the risk of an infection or illness just because an employee's hands are dirty, then you deserve a clean sandwich.