OhhhNooo
United States
Never forget
Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Johndoe
Good boy
Today, my dad called my by the family dog's name, and stared at me blankly as if struggling to remember my name when I was annoyed. FML
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
lawoman27
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Old banger
Today, I went shooting with my dad and he brought his grandfather's rifle with him. I’ve never shot it before and he told me to be careful with it. The bullet exploded, ruptured the barrel, cut my face, and made me deaf in one ear. Dad still blamed me for “not shooting it properly.” FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML
suchatwat
Alas, poor Doggo
Today, I accidentally hit my dad in the eye with our dead dog's squeaky toy. He cried. FML
Florida
United States
Today, my husband informed me that his father adopted a dog. I replied "Cool," he then said, "She happens to have your name." I think my father in law is trying to send me a message. FML
IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed
Mauritius
Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister, and me. FML
Anonymous
Helicopter parents
Today, I got home to see that my dad had let himself in. He told me he'd caught a feral dog that somehow got into my house, but not to worry, he lured it back outside and it ran away. So yeah, my dad set loose the dog I literally just saved yesterday from being euthanised at our local dog pound. Thanks dad. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML
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BluPenguin 3
What a twist! That news must have struck you like a bullet!
persianality 0
was it Lassie?
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BluPenguin 3
What a twist! That news must have struck you like a bullet!
koolitaliano 0
lol, what must OP's name be? Rex?
anerdslover 0
lol!!
murderface232 1
old yeller?
Pball11 0
Hmm, like a bunch of other people, I wonder what your name is. That could make your situation decent or terrible, either way I'd watch out before your dad shoots you in the head.
alleyx3 0
foreshadowing?
tweetbaby14 18
this isn't an fml. so what he named you after a dog he shot. it's not like he tries to make up for it by feeding you treats or giving you all your food in a bowl with gravy on it.
Wolfex999 0
Well would you want to be named after a dead dog?
ipts 0
man, that sucks fido...
silentfog 0
just don't get rabies and you'll be fine
hawkster90 0
My question is, who clicked YDI? Kid didn't do anything to warrant getting a dead dog's name.
ravensunnyd 0
it be funny if he was named buttons
ladykat 0
Buttons! LOL
marleytooyou 0
wow that sucks major!!!! ur dad is an ass muncher!!!!
Dwight_A_R_Manag 0
Marley+uses+fake+pics
marleytooyou 0
uhhh+no
Monikabug 9
Lol @1, I loved that. That's so weird, my uncle did the same thing to my cousin. But, OP, if the name works as a human name it is not so bad. FMyCousin'sLife for being named after a dog named Thor. FYL, for being named after a dog that your father accidently killed. :)
knockasauras 0
%4036+
ReyEr9412 0
Them good old California rednecks.... but seriously how do you accidentaly shoot a dog in the head?
XYZzzzzzzz 0
lol cool
schnitzel5 0
#1 pun win!!
ny1996 0
alleyx3, i love you.
unblue_x_skye 0
be happy. its a name of justice XD
Felendris 0
is the grown up kid of the FML where the OPs kid got named Titan without her approval? o.O (ZOMG CONSPIRACY THEORY GOGO)
conrad01 6
that sucks Fido fyl
bballpg021xx 5
Peacemaker9 7
and that name would be what exactly? cmon u gotta tell me plz!!!!!!! plz!!!!! plz!!!! plz!!!!! lol jking op but seriously what's the name?
nurgletr0n 0
wait....is your father Atticus? Did the dog have rabies?
Green_Eyes_Pwn 0
is the OP's name Kudjoe?
ilovefatcats 12
2 that's what I was thinking
bobnorris 0
he must be one of those sentimental types
ncvolley123 8
fido's a zombie
YacL 15
I see what ya did thar
Angelofevil 4
@105 No, that wasn't an accident
persianality 0
was it Lassie?
Free_Hugs10 0
My dog's name is Lassie
johnw11 0
how original.. :|
LucasVDB 23
I'm pretty sure it's Rover, it's Rover.
samantha_durano 6
lol, wonderful.
Jellytastic 0
omg out of all the names in the world he couldn't decide on another name?
AlcaSMT 0
Because when OP was born his dad suddenly had the urge to do to him what he did to the dog.
BleuPapillon 0
50 - win
UberDood777 0
Dun Dun Duuuuunnnnn!
Litschi 0
the plot thickens!
MasterOfTheXP 2
..."OhhhNooo"???
nomnommonster 0
Apolo! haha :]
robdoggstge 0
haha what's ur name?
nb1234 8
Cujo!
jackthekeeper 24
Yeller
nyc718 0
Scruff McGruff?
kniickles 0
^WIN
Roflmaaark 0
Man, that is twisted. Shoot your Dad in the head :P
P_to_the_AM 9
And name your dog after him
SpaceCoyote 0
I lol'd.
texasjalapeno_fml 0
lmfao
prettybrwneyes16 0
well now I'm just wondering what your name is ?? haha