Today, at my mother's open-casket funeral, my sister-in-law went to pay her respects. As she stood in front of the body, she coughed, muttering "Bitch" in the process. Either nobody else noticed or nobody cared, and she went on her way, noticeably not choked up at all. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I attended the funeral of a close friend. Most of the other guests were openly grinning and joking around, and the guy in front of me kept muttering, "That's what she said!" during the eulogy. FML
Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML
Today, my parents and I attended the funeral of my husband's mother. It was open-casket, and my parents went to take a look. My mum muttered, "With a dress that tacky, no wonder she died", and my dad chuckled. A fight quickly erupted, and the police were called. FML
Today, I got a horrible case of the hiccups while at my friend's mother's funeral, resulting in me squeaking loudly every five seconds during the eulogy. My friend glared daggers at me until I left the room, then later accused me of being an insensitive bitch for "trying to ruin the funeral." FML
Today, we buried my mom. I walked past my sister's husband just in time to hear him mutter: "Hope the fire's nice and hot down there, you old hag." I told my sister. She wouldn't believe me and accused me of trying to start drama. FML
Today, I was at my mom's funeral. My sisters and I were sitting in the front row. The funeral director, whom we had met with twice before, was going around greeting everyone. When she got to us, she asked where our mom was. Seriously? FML
Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I'm at my mother-in-law's funeral, who died of Covid-19. Months before catching the virus, she would claim that, "the entire Covid thang is bullshit" and "people are just behaving like f****ts over a simple flu." FML
Today, I visited with my cousin on her deathbed. When I asked what she was doing, they replied that she was sleeping. Next thing out my mouth without thinking was, "She can sleep when she's dead." FML
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Top comments
kcpestwick 15
So disrespectful and rude
razzledazzle21 23
Your sister-in-law is a bitch. Even if she and your mother had their differences she had no right to be so disrespectful.
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Comments (126)
mcbainos 8
Cue Sparta kick!
droid1126 25
Kill her
IneededAName99 5
The FML community sure takes sides quick. You don't know this guy's mother, she could be a raging bitch.
nix1993 41
That's completely irrelevant. Funerals aren't for the dead, they're for the living, and to do something like that shows a huge disrespect towards OP. Not to mention a complete lack of decorum.
sexaybitch 14
Did you get that quote from the fault in our stars?
nix1993 41
Um no... it's not a quote, it's just the truth. I imagine the 'fault in our stars' got it from you know, life, also.
Headcrab 29
Well not everyone can be friends. It is pretty disrespectful though.
simsgirlgem 25
I don't care if your mother was Satan on Earth to your sister in law that bitch should show respect for her husband and your whole family as this woman was special to all of you
goodegg 14
While there are a few people I would LOVE to do that too, I would never do so. What that person did was disrespectful and rude.
jess1987 17
That is ridiculous! People are horrible! I am so sorry about your mom.
Matttis 7
I'm sorry for your loss.
cassbird09 12
Sounds like she's the bitch. Who does that? That's disgusting.
sexaybitch 14
Op, I am so sorry! I hope that you are okay because I know how it feels to lose a parent! And your stepsister, don't get worked up about her. She's just a bitch. Your moms in a better place now!