Today, at my mother's open-casket funeral, my sister-in-law went to pay her respects. As she stood in front of the body, she coughed, muttering "Bitch" in the process. Either nobody else noticed or nobody cared, and she went on her way, noticeably not choked up at all. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I attended the funeral of a close friend. Most of the other guests were openly grinning and joking around, and the guy in front of me kept muttering, "That's what she said!" during the eulogy. FML
Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML
Today, my parents and I attended the funeral of my husband's mother. It was open-casket, and my parents went to take a look. My mum muttered, "With a dress that tacky, no wonder she died", and my dad chuckled. A fight quickly erupted, and the police were called. FML
Today, I got a horrible case of the hiccups while at my friend's mother's funeral, resulting in me squeaking loudly every five seconds during the eulogy. My friend glared daggers at me until I left the room, then later accused me of being an insensitive bitch for "trying to ruin the funeral." FML
Today, we buried my mom. I walked past my sister's husband just in time to hear him mutter: "Hope the fire's nice and hot down there, you old hag." I told my sister. She wouldn't believe me and accused me of trying to start drama. FML
Today, I was at my mom's funeral. My sisters and I were sitting in the front row. The funeral director, whom we had met with twice before, was going around greeting everyone. When she got to us, she asked where our mom was. Seriously? FML
Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I'm at my mother-in-law's funeral, who died of Covid-19. Months before catching the virus, she would claim that, "the entire Covid thang is bullshit" and "people are just behaving like f****ts over a simple flu." FML
Today, I visited with my cousin on her deathbed. When I asked what she was doing, they replied that she was sleeping. Next thing out my mouth without thinking was, "She can sleep when she's dead." FML
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kcpestwick 15
So disrespectful and rude
razzledazzle21 23
Your sister-in-law is a bitch. Even if she and your mother had their differences she had no right to be so disrespectful.
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Comments (126)
Nikki_26122 3
That's horrible. Shouldn't matter what you thought at one time... That's still your mom. What a terrible daughter
Becca_Bear_98 19
I'd of punched her right on the spot. your mother is the reason why your brother exists I'm the first place.
PillowLava 11
In-law or not, you disrespect my mother, bad things will happen and I will not hesitate. :)
niharicatarek 5
Well, it's time to **** a bitch up.
driaa 15
No respect for the dead. Even if they had differences she had no right doing what she did.
rugener92 11
Do the same at her funeral...In 2 days time...when you've murdered her
ibanghellokitty 8
Oh my god that's awful even if she hated her she should have at least been my respectful...
liz622 3
when my ex mother in law dies i will dance on that bitch's grave with a smile on my face. that woman has put me through more hell than her piece of shit son ever did.
shudson186 17
If you aren't with her "piece of shit son" their must be no point in bring a disrespectful person like you too her funeral. I have had people I did not like in my past die and I showed respect for their families and friends at their funerals. It's not about YOU. Funerals are about remembering the GOOD they did and memories shared with those they loved.
liz622 3
the woman has nothing good about her and i doubt i will be the only one celebrating that bitch's death. she uses cps and 911 like her own personal revenge hot line. funny enough they have learned she is crazy and every time i have to encounter someone from one of these places we have a laugh about how crazy she is. when she dies i well turn her death day into my own personal holiday and celebrate it every year
can_you_not_ 10
Kill her then do the same to her.
cassie611 9
If someone ever said that about my deceased mom, they're going to need their own funeral.