Today, I failed a major exam. It wasn't because I didn't prepare for it, though. I failed because somebody sneezed during it and I said "bless you." Apparently, that's classed as cheating. FML
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blemarooney 13
Hi OP here. Thanks for all the supportive comments. I got my mum to go in and complain to my school but they kept insisting that 'rules are rules.' So maybe bless you secretly means the answer is C but I will certainly never bless anybody when they sneeze in the middle of an exam again.
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Welshite 40
Next time your prof sneezes condemn him to Hell. "May your soul belong to Satan, you unholy demon-spawn. "
_kyleG_ 34
Everyone knows that bless you means the answer is C!
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Welshite 40
Next time your prof sneezes condemn him to Hell. "May your soul belong to Satan, you unholy demon-spawn. "
JMichael 26
Not sure why this if downvoted. I found it funny.
Whyismydogcrazy 5
So did I. I kind of hope the OP does it, without getting in trouble!
Evil_Jester 17
I hear you.
TiddlesWiddles 15
Reminds me of the FML post saying that the teacher thought two people were cheating from them having colds- the teacher thought their sneezes was a form of communication.
1dvos_grl3 21
#10 All the religious freaks out there were probably "offended"
RedPillSucks 33
you can be religious and find it funny. I know I did.
Ritokage 3
#47 Thus the wording "religious freaks" with focus on the freak. For example the people in the Westboro Baptist Church maybe
lexa1love 16
Ehh idk, the westboro baptist church seems to condemn just about everybody to hell. I'm religious and found his comment funny, but I wouldn't consider myself a freak either.
HeroofWinds1 13
I remember that to. It was sniffles though
dancinwookie 21
I've done that. It didn't go over well. Lol!
unknownuser2899 9
thats sucks im sorry
ImAFaker 29
That's just sick
fireballftw1123 5
b-dmm tss
TheTedster 15
So apparently being a nice person is considered cheating these days...
TheBelt 19
Apparently according to #17 the answer was C
thejonac 21
your profile pic is so suitable for your comment
TheBelt 19
* #7
redstone7693 29
I read an FML recently where these two kids were both given zeros on a test because they were both sniffling and the teacher thought they were "speaking in code" hahaha ridiculous.
alexlots 20
Wow didn't know being polite counted as cheating
Kailayla 29
Wow, that's a ridiculous reason to fail you. Can't you put in a complaint or something?
_kyleG_ 34
Everyone knows that bless you means the answer is C!
howard007 18
Actually is means the answer is b
fireballftw1123 5
I thought it meant Istanbul
ApplePie1994 27
Well, remember the mix up a few years ago where they handed out the second paper for higher level English by a mistake? This would not be the first derp caused by examiners in this country.
fakedsincerity 32
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hippodankamus 22
Just goes to show how ****** up our education system is.
CODplayer4lyfe 24
I agree, but OP kinda sorta lives in Ireland
hippodankamus 22
I should really start looking at the locations.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I always say bless you when someone sneezes even during exams... If this happened to me I'd be so pissed. You should see if there's anything you can do to change that. Sorry OP!