Today, at my mother's open-casket funeral, my sister-in-law went to pay her respects. As she stood in front of the body, she coughed, muttering "Bitch" in the process. Either nobody else noticed or nobody cared, and she went on her way, noticeably not choked up at all. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I attended the funeral of a close friend. Most of the other guests were openly grinning and joking around, and the guy in front of me kept muttering, "That's what she said!" during the eulogy. FML
Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML
Today, my parents and I attended the funeral of my husband's mother. It was open-casket, and my parents went to take a look. My mum muttered, "With a dress that tacky, no wonder she died", and my dad chuckled. A fight quickly erupted, and the police were called. FML
Today, I got a horrible case of the hiccups while at my friend's mother's funeral, resulting in me squeaking loudly every five seconds during the eulogy. My friend glared daggers at me until I left the room, then later accused me of being an insensitive bitch for "trying to ruin the funeral." FML
Today, we buried my mom. I walked past my sister's husband just in time to hear him mutter: "Hope the fire's nice and hot down there, you old hag." I told my sister. She wouldn't believe me and accused me of trying to start drama. FML
Today, I was at my mom's funeral. My sisters and I were sitting in the front row. The funeral director, whom we had met with twice before, was going around greeting everyone. When she got to us, she asked where our mom was. Seriously? FML
Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I'm at my mother-in-law's funeral, who died of Covid-19. Months before catching the virus, she would claim that, "the entire Covid thang is bullshit" and "people are just behaving like f****ts over a simple flu." FML
Today, I visited with my cousin on her deathbed. When I asked what she was doing, they replied that she was sleeping. Next thing out my mouth without thinking was, "She can sleep when she's dead." FML
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Top comments
kcpestwick 15
So disrespectful and rude
razzledazzle21 23
Your sister-in-law is a bitch. Even if she and your mother had their differences she had no right to be so disrespectful.
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Comments (126)
Dabombr 11
What does the Wife of OP have to say about this? It was her Mother-In-Law who died, and her sister who made the comment. You still have it worse off though, OP.
nix1993 41
It may have been his brother's wife, it seems more likely that a woman would have a bad relationship with her own mother-in-law than her sisters.
WinterBlue42 22
That is so wrong for so many reasons. Although, that type of thing is becoming more and more common. . Same thing happened at my grandfathers funeral. FYL, OP. Hope karma gets her.
swiftous 7
Your mother then reached up and grabbed her muttering "I'm takin you with me... Bitch"
ill_Will23 8
If this were a black family, someone would've put her in her own casket.
070711 16
I don't understand how OP deserves it.............
lina21 12
Was their relationship that bad?
Soulkenoyer 2
I would've cut a bitch
Ki11erC 18
What does open casket have to do with this?
HylianTwilight 21
It was a detail in their story, and personally I would find it far more offensive to call the deceased mother a bitch right in front of her face. Makes the FML that much more FML worthy, though it already was.
angiee_baybee 15
And you didn't kick her ass because?
supermoony 11
Drop kick her!