Today, at my mother's open-casket funeral, my sister-in-law went to pay her respects. As she stood in front of the body, she coughed, muttering "Bitch" in the process. Either nobody else noticed or nobody cared, and she went on her way, noticeably not choked up at all. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I attended the funeral of a close friend. Most of the other guests were openly grinning and joking around, and the guy in front of me kept muttering, "That's what she said!" during the eulogy. FML
Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML
Today, my parents and I attended the funeral of my husband's mother. It was open-casket, and my parents went to take a look. My mum muttered, "With a dress that tacky, no wonder she died", and my dad chuckled. A fight quickly erupted, and the police were called. FML
Today, I got a horrible case of the hiccups while at my friend's mother's funeral, resulting in me squeaking loudly every five seconds during the eulogy. My friend glared daggers at me until I left the room, then later accused me of being an insensitive bitch for "trying to ruin the funeral." FML
Today, we buried my mom. I walked past my sister's husband just in time to hear him mutter: "Hope the fire's nice and hot down there, you old hag." I told my sister. She wouldn't believe me and accused me of trying to start drama. FML
Today, I was at my mom's funeral. My sisters and I were sitting in the front row. The funeral director, whom we had met with twice before, was going around greeting everyone. When she got to us, she asked where our mom was. Seriously? FML
Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I'm at my mother-in-law's funeral, who died of Covid-19. Months before catching the virus, she would claim that, "the entire Covid thang is bullshit" and "people are just behaving like f****ts over a simple flu." FML
Today, I visited with my cousin on her deathbed. When I asked what she was doing, they replied that she was sleeping. Next thing out my mouth without thinking was, "She can sleep when she's dead." FML
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kcpestwick 15
So disrespectful and rude
razzledazzle21 23
Your sister-in-law is a bitch. Even if she and your mother had their differences she had no right to be so disrespectful.
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Comments (126)
slipstreak 10
We've got bitches calling bitches... bitches. Bitchception. Bam.
flipthebirdfuxku 10
Not justifying the disrespect in any way, just pointing out that it's only natural for a mother in law and the woman who "stole" her son to not get along. Stating her opinion of her so obviously was terrible, she could have at least found a more sly way to express her feelings, perhaps a way in which no one could hear her, like keeping negative thoughts in her head? Something about "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all" should have come into play. Maybe you should teach her that one, she obviously needs to learn it. Now she is the bitch. She did it to herself, she only has herself to blame.
flipthebirdfuxku 10
Just remember that she has plenty of funerals to attend, people quite close to her heart, and that Karma is a bitch too. Vendetta, says Karma
ahh_rats 15
I hope your mom haunts her lol
duuuh1 11
I don't get along with my mother in law, at all, but pulling that crap at a funeral is disrespectful and hurtful to everyone there grieving. Absolutely inexcusable no matter how much you hate the person.
kost4060 14
Well you know what to do at her funeral
Ben009 13
You care, you should have said something to her after the funeral, or at least to your bro
themaxx333 6
I would have kicked her ass.
Marissaaa_xoxo 5
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ladytigerhunts 20
Am I the only one who thinks that his mom might actually be a bitch?
liz622 3
nope