Today, at my mother's open-casket funeral, my sister-in-law went to pay her respects. As she stood in front of the body, she coughed, muttering "Bitch" in the process. Either nobody else noticed or nobody cared, and she went on her way, noticeably not choked up at all. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I attended the funeral of a close friend. Most of the other guests were openly grinning and joking around, and the guy in front of me kept muttering, "That's what she said!" during the eulogy. FML
Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML
Today, my parents and I attended the funeral of my husband's mother. It was open-casket, and my parents went to take a look. My mum muttered, "With a dress that tacky, no wonder she died", and my dad chuckled. A fight quickly erupted, and the police were called. FML
Today, I got a horrible case of the hiccups while at my friend's mother's funeral, resulting in me squeaking loudly every five seconds during the eulogy. My friend glared daggers at me until I left the room, then later accused me of being an insensitive bitch for "trying to ruin the funeral." FML
Today, we buried my mom. I walked past my sister's husband just in time to hear him mutter: "Hope the fire's nice and hot down there, you old hag." I told my sister. She wouldn't believe me and accused me of trying to start drama. FML
Today, I was at my mom's funeral. My sisters and I were sitting in the front row. The funeral director, whom we had met with twice before, was going around greeting everyone. When she got to us, she asked where our mom was. Seriously? FML
Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I'm at my mother-in-law's funeral, who died of Covid-19. Months before catching the virus, she would claim that, "the entire Covid thang is bullshit" and "people are just behaving like f****ts over a simple flu." FML
Today, I visited with my cousin on her deathbed. When I asked what she was doing, they replied that she was sleeping. Next thing out my mouth without thinking was, "She can sleep when she's dead." FML
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Top comments
kcpestwick 15
So disrespectful and rude
razzledazzle21 23
Your sister-in-law is a bitch. Even if she and your mother had their differences she had no right to be so disrespectful.
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Comments (126)
infinitemonkey 21
I'm not sure what you expected anyone else to do--did you do anything? Just saying, blame her, but don't make it wider than it is. Everyone was probably just thinking she lacked class (which they likely already knew) and decided to ignore it.
DeeDeeJay 15
There was no point in her going if she was going to be disrespectful. If I were you, I would've said something.
fader48080 10
see right there? and people keep telling me their is no excuse to ever hit a woman!
over_getting_old 16
I'm sorry for your loss.
Bob223746 4
*Cough* *cough* hypocrite *cough* *cough*
Dabombr 11
I guess this is why mother-in-law jokes aren't always appropriate. That Mother-in-law is someone else's' mother, to state the blatantly obvious. FYL OP, that sucks.
lizzy_r_b_94 18
That is so disrespectful I love my mum I probably would of slapped that bitch
IneededAName99 5
Well 32, you aren't any better than her. Spitting in someone's food? Don't even have the guts to confront them.
IneededAName99 5
That's odd, I didn't mean to reply to you 30. I could swear I hit reply on #32's comment. FML could really use a better commenting system.
beba117 3
I hit you deserved it by accident You don't your sister in law is a bitch!! Punch her
jayeterror775 18
What did you say?!?
jayeterror775 18
Alright I just finally understood the you hit op deserved it. But seriously I am in no way a grammer Nazi, but at least use periods, and quotation marks. The rest I'm still a little confused by.
the_Jessicaaa 11
someone should have put your sister-in-law in her lane because she was swerving too far left and hit a speedbump she shouldnt have. If it was my family i probably would have spit in her food later on
_FvckMyLife_ 13
That bitch!