Today, at my mother's open-casket funeral, my sister-in-law went to pay her respects. As she stood in front of the body, she coughed, muttering "Bitch" in the process. Either nobody else noticed or nobody cared, and she went on her way, noticeably not choked up at all. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I attended the funeral of a close friend. Most of the other guests were openly grinning and joking around, and the guy in front of me kept muttering, "That's what she said!" during the eulogy. FML
Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML
Today, my parents and I attended the funeral of my husband's mother. It was open-casket, and my parents went to take a look. My mum muttered, "With a dress that tacky, no wonder she died", and my dad chuckled. A fight quickly erupted, and the police were called. FML
Today, I got a horrible case of the hiccups while at my friend's mother's funeral, resulting in me squeaking loudly every five seconds during the eulogy. My friend glared daggers at me until I left the room, then later accused me of being an insensitive bitch for "trying to ruin the funeral." FML
Today, we buried my mom. I walked past my sister's husband just in time to hear him mutter: "Hope the fire's nice and hot down there, you old hag." I told my sister. She wouldn't believe me and accused me of trying to start drama. FML
Today, I was at my mom's funeral. My sisters and I were sitting in the front row. The funeral director, whom we had met with twice before, was going around greeting everyone. When she got to us, she asked where our mom was. Seriously? FML
Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I'm at my mother-in-law's funeral, who died of Covid-19. Months before catching the virus, she would claim that, "the entire Covid thang is bullshit" and "people are just behaving like f****ts over a simple flu." FML
Today, I visited with my cousin on her deathbed. When I asked what she was doing, they replied that she was sleeping. Next thing out my mouth without thinking was, "She can sleep when she's dead." FML
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Top comments
kcpestwick 15
So disrespectful and rude
razzledazzle21 23
Your sister-in-law is a bitch. Even if she and your mother had their differences she had no right to be so disrespectful.
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Comments (126)
writethewrong511 2
I'd have kicked her ass.
LilHottieInLove 25
love her
shudson186 17
OP really needs to put a follow up! I want to know if you confronted her about this disgusting situation. As the old saying goes: If you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all. Funerals are a time for mourning... Not for you to be a disrespectful bitch.
BubbaJ80 11
Get her in the parking lot and beat her ass
plunkit 6
Everyone is assuming that op's mom wasn't actually a bitch. Adding the information 'nobody noticed or nobody cared' suggests more to the scenario. Some mothers are cruel, vicious and sadistic towards the girl their 'precious' son has chosen and move heaven and earth to make their lives miserable without cause. Would your opinions change if you knew this to be the case?
LIVE2SUFFER 15
If I was you, I would strangle that bitch
CeltHound 14
Have her arrested?
Gokushivum 11
If I was in your position as soon as I heard that I would of ran and tackled her
ravens42 8
What a stupid ******* ****
C8R3A1 3
Sorry for your loss, even tho I don't know you or your mom.