Today, my girlfriend and I were lying in her bed. We fooled around and were about to have sex as she suddenly began to cry without any reason. She cried for 30 minutes until I finally managed to calm her down. She said there was no reason for her crying. Then she fell asleep. FML
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, I was dead tired and just wanted sleep, so I jumped into bed the second the day's chores were done. Of fucking course, this was the day my fiancée decided to end our eight-week dry spell and came in wearing sexy lingerie. I couldn't stay hard due to exhaustion, and now she's been crying. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I reconciled after having a huge fight last week. We went out drinking, and things got pretty intense, so we went back to my place. We made it to the bedroom, but somewhere between her taking off my shirt and me taking off her pants, we both passed out. FML
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML
Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
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IrishWildMan 3
Well that seems anti-climactic.
Pipity147 0
she was molested that happened to me and that was why
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alig93 0
you should fart for about 30 minutes then stop then tell her there was no reason for it then fall asleep :)
bloobelly 0
trying to force out farts for thirty minutes may cause you to shit yourself.
logandean 0
hahahahaha that's perfect. ;)
CashMusicNet 0
most def you might fail on farting and thus making hot brownies in the sheets. A NO GO my friend lol
perdix 31
The reason is that your penis is too tiny to give her pleasure, and she didn't have the balls to tell you the truth. You should hang on to her since you don't have any, either.
Judus_beej 0
maybe shes upset cause she's jealous he has balls. maybe the tranny that castrated itself online for people to watch can give her it's left overs.
hurtandabused 7
That's mean
FYLminerocks 7
You suck at sex.
twinny_sc 13
They didn't have sex yet.
FYLminerocks 7
You obviously don't get it. She cried and fell asleep because they probably have a ridiculously horrible sex life. Or his penis is microscopic. Or she's lesbian? Combo of 3?
chaosdragn16 2
I agree. lol I think it's funny.
FYLminerocks 7
It's a natural talent ;)
HeatherXCore 0
Than =/= Then Also. I've cried during sex before too. Well, more afterwards after I finished.
Draminicaus 0
^ Redundancy ^ :P Sorry, had to. Admit it, you want to punch me in the face right now. lol
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
the thought of having sex with you made her cry. it couldn't be worse. FYL
pitineo_fml 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
suck her clit while fingering her ass, usually that stops any gf from crying.
xgetxbentx 13
or it'll get you punched in the face, not every girl wants things being shoved in her ass.
Andy4443 0
lol how do u know?
teggman93 0
she right my gf like that too it sucks
Ben360 6
what's wrong with your face 18
Pipity147 0
she was molested that happened to me and that was why
funzcpl 0
seriously? I'm so sorry that happened to you. it's something that you never get over, huh?
DudeImBetter 0
I think he said that this situation happened to him, not getting molested.
xNephilim 19
Yes, because every time a girl cries before having sex, it's because she was molested. I'm very sorry it happened to you, but that scenario is usually the exception, not the rule.
Sheepiebeepie 26
I thought this post was funny until I saw this
amazinggbaby 2
It could be a sign of depression, but that sucks op.