Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, we're in the middle of remodeling our bathroom and the hallway of our apartment. We hired a great guy and he does a really good job, but there's a lot of dust and no way to clean properly until everything is done. My wife is pissed with me because I work from home and don't clean everything every day. FML
Today, after a long shift, I came home and cleaned my house so I could relax tomorrow. I finished up the night with a soothing bubble bath, which was lovely until the ceiling collapsed into the tub. I can't even wash the filth off because my bath is full of drain-clogging plaster. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. FML
Today, I got home to my wife surrounded by plaster, old cement and bricks, and a fucking massive hole in the kitchen wall leading through into next door's kitchen. Apparently she tried to put up a shelf and the wall “fell down”. FML
Today, I finally started a DIY home improvement project I'd been putting off for a while now. As I was drilling into the wall, I managed to hit a plumbing pipe that I didn't know was there and started flooded my living room. FML
Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
Today, after much delay, work was finally completed on my parents' new ensuite bathroom. It shares a wall with my bedroom. I was relieved, until I realised the endless crashing and drilling sounds have now been replaced with the sounds of my parents' bladder and bowel movements. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom and realized I really needed to clean it. As I started to pick everything up off of the floor, I tripped over a shoe, slipped on a water bottle, pulled down my shoe rack, and landed in my armoire. My room is now dirtier than it was when I started. FML
Today, we finished redecorating my kitchen. My dad has been his usual OCD self about getting it perfect, so when he noticed a shelf was just barely not level, he decided to adjust the screws. It fell off and damaged my floor, so he threw the screwdriver and cracked a wall tile. Thanks dad. FML
Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML
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worldclass 0
There's a hole in your room.. and you complain about sweeping?
vballchick101 0
Aww that sucks. :(
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Comments (121)
SqueakyBootz 0
first bitch.
robosonic 2
I was thinking of a good first comment.. oh well. your also the first moderated, bitch. but on topic fyl!
godlybacon 5
#1, just look at all the people that care. *gestures to a massive, empty room*
Zya_fml 8
ew. FYL
nyl_9461 0
I don't understand that
SqueakyBootz 0
You mother ******. It's freedom of speech, dumbshit. Apparently the moderators are a bunch of mindless apes who discriminate against those who are first. Hey mods, look at #3's comment. Aren't you gonna delete it? After all, in my comment was the word "bitch", just as is in his. **** authority, I've got the 1st amendment.
allmidnighteyes 11
Beer, *******, big-block V8s, and eagles. **** yeah, America; it's everywhere, EVEN THE INTERNET. News flash: The internet isn't the USA.
HBFSequestrians 0
I meant 82 sorry
ImaginaryFoe 1
#82 is on his way to being banned for being a dumb shit. See, bitch? You can use naughty words but you can't claim first or any other number. If you managed to read the U.S. constitution, reading the FML rules shouldn't be so difficult.
C6Racer 0
Big block V8s FTW!
proski 0
dude that so sucks
Oblique 0
it couldnt be that bad, she's a woman
Oblique 0
it couldn't be bad since she's a woman
ThatLSUFan 4
Extremely
alig93 0
haha fyl
DSebastionA 0
thank god she's a woman, she already knows how to clean
simpleplan239999 1
woww shut the **** up bro. that's not even funny. why do guys have no respect for women?
knibbsy 4
Waah, quit crying. You're house probably needed a clean-up anyway, since a woman who bitches about cleaning certainly doesn't have her ducks in a row. You probably don't like cooking, fellatio, or ironing either. You disgust me.
FFML_314 12
I'm so disappointed in you right now.
knibbsy 4
Very true, thank you. I can't even recall a moment of my life when I made a sexist remark.
knibbsy 4
I'll make it up to you Anna. You surely won't be disappointed if I send you some frozen grape juice concentrate, so that will set things right again.
FFML_314 12
Do you know why I'm disappointed in you, Tom?
knibbsy 4
Because I drive a Jeep?
FFML_314 12
*Your
knibbsy 4
Treachery! I would never make an error like that. Someone must be trying to sabotage me!
FFML_314 12
Ha! I told you I would find one.
knibbsy 4
Zebrasofa must have been so proud of me for not being sexist that she threw a party. This party used so much energy that it siphoned some from my phone, and caused it to malfunction and input punctuation that I didn't enter.
griffin4 0
you are ****** awesome felatio should be mandatory. along with cleaning
stronghand0331 17
You want to make a mistake as treacherous as *you're again, you can kiss Vermont good-bye. It seems harsh, I know, but I have confidence that you'll learn. ;)
DocBastard 40
I like how someone came along and ticked the thumbs-down for everyone aboveme. Hee hee!
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
what did u expect??!! they're REMODELING ... YDI
allmidnighteyes 11
....Really? Profecianal?
MagicMushrooms 0
Well you did want to help.
vacantdreamer 0
Hooked on Phonics didn't work for you.
Zya_fml 8
lol... fygrammar.
romanje 0
too bad