Today, my girlfriend and I were lying in her bed. We fooled around and were about to have sex as she suddenly began to cry without any reason. She cried for 30 minutes until I finally managed to calm her down. She said there was no reason for her crying. Then she fell asleep. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, I was dead tired and just wanted sleep, so I jumped into bed the second the day's chores were done. Of fucking course, this was the day my fiancée decided to end our eight-week dry spell and came in wearing sexy lingerie. I couldn't stay hard due to exhaustion, and now she's been crying. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I reconciled after having a huge fight last week. We went out drinking, and things got pretty intense, so we went back to my place. We made it to the bedroom, but somewhere between her taking off my shirt and me taking off her pants, we both passed out. FML
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML
Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
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IrishWildMan 3
Well that seems anti-climactic.
Pipity147 0
she was molested that happened to me and that was why
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Comments (193)
MinnesotaMakesMe 0
Why do all the good girls on the internet who come to men's defense even if they're not good looking not exist in real life is my question
garfield224 0
Nice one 4
hotcaligirl 10
Maybe she was sexually traumatized before you're encounter.. as a kid or even recently. You never know.
cniggs 0
its the birth control pills man they do that
budd28 0
ok so there's only like 2 reasons a girl cries wen she's about to have sex either she's a virgin or your tool is too disappointing to play with
sasperiin 1
I've done that. Are you my boyfriend?
jewelsfml 0
she's probably cheating on u...hate to say it. but that's what some chick did to this Guy, came home crying saying nothing was wrong. sure there was but she couldn't tell him
dyvynation13 0
Haha I thought my bf was ****** for everytime pulled on his shorts he'd freak loldamn my bad
kittylovespandas 0
XD i read this, while talking on the phone with my boyfriend. im exactly like that...i cry for no reason. aaaalllll the time, and he goes "i feel bad for that guy" -.-
alexicanaaa 7
Aw and you didn't get your sex?! Awww poor thing, maybe your penis won't fall off!