Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working at the Soup Kitchen handing out special christmas dinners to the homeless. At the end of the day I collected my things and went home. It was only then I discovered that my wallet, phone, pager and (for some reason) my glasses has been stolen. FML
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on the subway. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
“Alright, here comes another volunteer. Johnny, you ‘advise’ them to leave their wallet in the car then keep them occupied, and I’ll smash the windows!”
Kurliez408 32
leave them in the trunk or glove compartment, rather than in view on the car seat. If they were hidden, that's just bad luck :/
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Comments (13)
exileonmainst 16
No soup for you!
RichardPencil 32
I think soup is going to be the high point of his day.
ohsnapword 21
Did one of the homeless people tell you to do that?
Tripartita 45
“Alright, here comes another volunteer. Johnny, you ‘advise’ them to leave their wallet in the car then keep them occupied, and I’ll smash the windows!”
Kurliez408 32
leave them in the trunk or glove compartment, rather than in view on the car seat. If they were hidden, that's just bad luck :/
RichardPencil 32
The good news is that now you qualify for free soup.
almost_there44 26
I think leaving it on your person would have been a better idea.
dexter420 21
Hey. THEY STOLE YOUR SHIT
StarkWolf_fml 23
that's why I don't volunteer.
thehaystackerine 20
my money is on the person that told you that being the culprit.
Lobby_Bee 18
Wouldn't it be better if you had it on you? It would be more difficult to try to mug someone in a crowded dinner place and pretty hard to get to you if they don't work there.