Today, my girlfriend and I were lying in her bed. We fooled around and were about to have sex as she suddenly began to cry without any reason. She cried for 30 minutes until I finally managed to calm her down. She said there was no reason for her crying. Then she fell asleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, I was dead tired and just wanted sleep, so I jumped into bed the second the day's chores were done. Of fucking course, this was the day my fiancée decided to end our eight-week dry spell and came in wearing sexy lingerie. I couldn't stay hard due to exhaustion, and now she's been crying. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I reconciled after having a huge fight last week. We went out drinking, and things got pretty intense, so we went back to my place. We made it to the bedroom, but somewhere between her taking off my shirt and me taking off her pants, we both passed out. FML
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML
Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
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Top comments
IrishWildMan 3
Well that seems anti-climactic.
Pipity147 0
she was molested that happened to me and that was why
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Comments (193)
paleknight47 0
1st!!
SqueakyBootz 0
that's why you gotta keep your pimp hand nice and strong
Zya_fml 8
That's just awkward. Dump her.
Ben360 6
punch her in the wiener
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
one day I wanna be first, and I'll do it with style thanking Satan and hitler for my victory
ICabooseI 0
27 don't forget castro and Stalin!
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
castro's a pansy, but thx for reminding me about brother Joseph. can't do it without his hateful support
Drummerfuk 4
32, at first glance I thought your picture was a goldfish. I then learned that it was Caboose.
MissErikaHart 0
wow u gotta psycho...
iSitt 0
She knew why she was crying, she just didn't want to tell you. When a woman says "I don't know" she is really saying "you're an idiot for asking".
jpest17 5
she was probably touched as a child?
Hannerzzz 0
64, THANK YOU. I'm surprised no one else realized that, jeez.
Joey3000215 0
82 nice pic
iwuvwolfz 0
lol have sex with her by taking off her clothes and do it yourself xD or you can insert it in the wrong hole for revenge next time >=D
jewban 3
i do that sometimes yeah it's definetly PMS
TheKevinDasilva 0
And BUSH lol
shorncliffe 0
your a retard so while the majority of men work and bring in an income, while women think it is fine to stay at home all day drinking tea and talking shit, guys are some how meant to learn to understand that they don't say what they mean
IrishWildMan 3
Well that seems anti-climactic.
knibbsy 4
More like anti-climaxic.
HeatherXCore 0
Ba-Dum tsst
Oxycodone 0
probably because of his lack of ability to use then/than properly in a sentence.
hedgerow 0
huh?
ilaleahcim 6
28... What..?
thejacl 0
28- He used then once and correctly at that. There is no need to use the word than. So what are you talking about?
pureecstasy 5
That would be called pms
BirdieCurls 25
@66, the FML was fixed, the original said 'than' instead of 'then'.
transalex 4
mental!
Crazy_Toss3R 0
someone call the doctor, we got a case of bipolar.
my2centsworth 15
That's what I was thinking. She probably doesn't know why she's crying. Don't take it personally. If she continues to burst into tears without an obvious reason, you should encourage her to talk to someone.
cradle6 13
She's a hormonal young girl. I wouldn't worry too much. A girl I was with would do something very similar i.e. she would cry for no reason.
tiger_master 0
or she didn't want to have sex so she cockblocked him
stalkergirl94 0
Crazy?
ninjafrogz66 0
she just REALLY didn't want to do it...
Tikwichka 5
* Then she fell asleep.
BahahahLOL 0
I love you.
Bee_fml 2
Fixed! Thank you! :-)
Mirorbo 27
...wut?
Rag_dollxx 21
He was **** blocked by her salty tears.
crksNcstls503 0
slap her and youll give her something to cry for...
crksNcstls503 0
kidding of course ha:D
AlyWallyy 0
not funny a hole
shutyerpiehole 0
Not funny. Maybe you should be slapped for your sh*tty comment. Not kidding.
WeirdUp 0
y u no have cool car
crksNcstls503 0
chill only a joke, Damnn.. get all offended
C6Racer 0
Seriously. Nobody can take jokes anymore. Btw, I really hope that 2.0L is running on at least 10psi of boost. If not, you fail for owning a neon.
skyttlz 32
agreed. chill. lighten up he was just being funny.
logandean 0
hey I have a neon and I love it, don't hate!
crksNcstls503 0
ha oh really that's cool I just barely got mine cause i had a lot of work done to it
sassypants93 17
This made me laugh. I have no idea why some people find the need to bitch about a joke even after you specified that it was a joke.
MinnesotaMakesMe 0
Would have been funny even of it wasnt joke haha, sometimes people needs slaps in the head.
nswan 5
that's just something girls do... but not normally before doing it. haha sucks for u!
Iskaria 0
No it isn't 0.o
Draminicaus 0
I dated a girl that did that. lol Bad memories was the reasoning behind it, I think. like, buried memories that surfaced. .....that and she was crazy.
xgetxbentx 13
most girls don't randomly cry for no reason..... maybe over stupid reasons, but not no reason at all.
mcleod 17
at least it's for stupid reasons
CitrusGirl 0
My best friend hasn't been able to have sex with her boyfriend because everytime she's about to she has flashbacks to being sexually abused as a child...
tmmundy 17
74...that's what I was thinking, something might have happened to her.
Akrx9 0
hi:)
Pocahontas22_fml 0
Uhh no. girls don't do that. idk what kind of nut jobs you know but that's not normal.
twinny_sc 13
She's obviously menstruating. Give that bitch a chocolate bar!
funzcpl 0
whhhhaaattt? lol.
CitrusGirl 0
Why would you want to have sex with s girl who's bleeding out her uterus anyway? That's disgusting!
Sadira1 0
she is prob pregnant, hormones...
brea77 0
yea prolly