Today, my husband was surprised to learn that I am planning on celebrating our daughter's first day at school. He is now pissed that we did not "decide on this together." Who doesn't celebrate their child's first school day? FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, on the first day of school, my husband decided it was the perfect time to announce that he’s leaving because he’s seeing another woman. He already had his suitcase packed, and vanished. Now I have to take my kids to school, crying over their dad. FML
Today, my husband declared that since our youngest son happened to be born on our anniversary, we no longer needed to celebrate. He reasoned that it would be “wrong” to make his special day about us. Truth is he’s just a cheap unromantic sod. FML
Today, my daughter is such a bitch that when her husband texted to say he’d be 30 minutes late after work, she rang him to yell at him. He got so upset, he decided not to come home at all and booked a hotel, which was awkward for everyone waiting to surprise him with a birthday party. FML
Today, I found out my daughter was planning a wedding and invited everyone but me. FML
Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML
Today, I had to explain to my husband why I was assuming that he was planning to attend my graduation ceremonies for my PhD next week. He still doesn't understand why he has to be there, and is pissed that he will miss his weekly pub crawl with his friends. FML
Today, I found out my husband had bought my one year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML
Today, my partner's mother and I had been planning a little surprise get-together for his birthday. A surprise weeks in the making was ruined by my dad asking, "Aren't you supposed to be going to (his parent's town name) this afternoon?" in front of him. Thanks dad. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
cacheson 42
If the celebration is like a party or going out or something, I don’t blame him for being pissed you didn’t talk to him. She’s both your daughter right?
Glitterbaby2613 20
umm no one
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (7)
myfakeacc 12
what do you mean by celebrate? do you mean you are happy your child is gone? or are you emotional because its a big thing? anyways I got teary eyed as a dad when my kids went to kindergarten. very heart breaking leaving them with someone else
cacheson 42
If the celebration is like a party or going out or something, I don’t blame him for being pissed you didn’t talk to him. She’s both your daughter right?
DoctorPALO 14
We need more info. If you're doing something over the top he probably has a right to be angry. If you're talking taking a picture or driving her rather than putting her on the bus, YDI for marrying the guy.
Glitterbaby2613 20
umm no one
peterblackmer91 12
I've never heard of celebrating a kids first day at school.