Today, my girlfriend and I were lying in her bed. We fooled around and were about to have sex as she suddenly began to cry without any reason. She cried for 30 minutes until I finally managed to calm her down. She said there was no reason for her crying. Then she fell asleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, I was dead tired and just wanted sleep, so I jumped into bed the second the day's chores were done. Of fucking course, this was the day my fiancée decided to end our eight-week dry spell and came in wearing sexy lingerie. I couldn't stay hard due to exhaustion, and now she's been crying. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I reconciled after having a huge fight last week. We went out drinking, and things got pretty intense, so we went back to my place. We made it to the bedroom, but somewhere between her taking off my shirt and me taking off her pants, we both passed out. FML
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML
Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
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IrishWildMan 3
Well that seems anti-climactic.
Pipity147 0
she was molested that happened to me and that was why
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heygirlhey7 0
it's tht time of the month again
FLYiN_CLOUD9 4
she high?
Pennygrim 0
Wow, bad p.m.s.
Seddah 3
Clearly I've never had PMS like some of you have. Then again, I was going to agree that it may be something mental. Not that it has to be a serious problem. It might just be something that's bothering her that she didn't want to talk about. Anyway, I've done that before. Not before sex, but I have burst into tears without quite knowing why at the time. Sometimes it's not just one thing, but a build up of issues that leads to a sudden cryfest.
kyle1991 0
haha cockblocked
DrummerBoy21 0
Would you have cried back? lol
wriptidez 0
that happens chill out
hypnotoad04 2
dames...
KattAlex 4
It could be the early stages of Bipolar Disorder seeing the can cause bursts of strong emotion that can't be explained. It is that or Schizophrenia.
Cornflames 0
my ex was like that. ;l she'd be enjoying whatever id be doing than out of nowhere start crying. or before sex or after. she's a super stressed out type who cant make decisions for shit. if you cant deal with an emotional girl, run. i was with my girl for 16months. and it was like riding the most ****** up rollercoaster. ever. i dont regret it, but meh. sex was often, it just... half the time was stopped halfway. x_X