Today, my girlfriend and I were lying in her bed. We fooled around and were about to have sex as she suddenly began to cry without any reason. She cried for 30 minutes until I finally managed to calm her down. She said there was no reason for her crying. Then she fell asleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, I was dead tired and just wanted sleep, so I jumped into bed the second the day's chores were done. Of fucking course, this was the day my fiancée decided to end our eight-week dry spell and came in wearing sexy lingerie. I couldn't stay hard due to exhaustion, and now she's been crying. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I reconciled after having a huge fight last week. We went out drinking, and things got pretty intense, so we went back to my place. We made it to the bedroom, but somewhere between her taking off my shirt and me taking off her pants, we both passed out. FML
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML
Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
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IrishWildMan 3
Well that seems anti-climactic.
Pipity147 0
she was molested that happened to me and that was why
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Comments (193)
xgetxbentx 13
she's either bi-polar, manic depressive, pregnant, or is hiding something. if she keeps having mood swings you need to get her to talk to you about it, none of those are things to **** around with.
ellemon 0
It could also be a problem linked to the birth control pill if she takes it. Hormones can do that...
teggman93 0
once again hormones suck. they screw everything up
suzuki2005 2
she jus didn't wanna have sex with you I kno this because she told me after I banged her
thejacl 0
You, my friend, are a douche. Don't get too excited, you're not really my friend.
Coldinside 12
He's just joking, calm down lol. FYL OP for having to deal with that. If somethings bothering her that much she should just tell you. Unless she's mentally scarred or something, randomly crying is not a way to deal with your problems.
Andy4443 0
She was probs just really pissed at all the gay campers she's been dealing with in black ops
brad89101112 0
agreed
Tanya101 4
agreed
eiadrums 0
bitches be crazy
kissyface825 0
pregnant
CasinoSteve 2
she cheated on you and feels guilty for it.
mikejunior88 4
women have numerous methods for getting out of having sex. obviously she didnt want to do it and that was her way out. sorry man it happens sometimes. might as well get used to it.
yamiyaiba 5
I've been through a girlfriend like this. Severe bipolar depression, and it happens just like that. My advice? Run. Run fast. Run while you still can.
Robothing10 0
This truly made me laugh. But I will say that it sucks for you and she was prolly lying about crying for no reason.