Today, my girlfriend and I were lying in her bed. We fooled around and were about to have sex as she suddenly began to cry without any reason. She cried for 30 minutes until I finally managed to calm her down. She said there was no reason for her crying. Then she fell asleep. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, I was dead tired and just wanted sleep, so I jumped into bed the second the day's chores were done. Of fucking course, this was the day my fiancée decided to end our eight-week dry spell and came in wearing sexy lingerie. I couldn't stay hard due to exhaustion, and now she's been crying. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I reconciled after having a huge fight last week. We went out drinking, and things got pretty intense, so we went back to my place. We made it to the bedroom, but somewhere between her taking off my shirt and me taking off her pants, we both passed out. FML
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML
Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
IrishWildMan 3
Well that seems anti-climactic.
Pipity147 0
she was molested that happened to me and that was why
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (193)
j4ym4n 2
**** the crazy German bitch off
hungarian93 0
ben360 thas pretty mean. ur prolly butt ugly. thas why yu don't have a real picture put up. so I wuldnt be talkin ya prick
cavanz 0
Uhm, maybe she just had a bad day and didn't want to further depress you by talking about it? Happens sometimes.
Cjmw 7
It's called "hormones"
teggman93 0
hormones suck!
Paradoodle 5
was she on shrooms?
funzcpl 0
no if so she would have been freaking out because his face was melting.
twinkybandit 2
she probably cheated & is now in love with the other dude
mouxouxou 11
What did that came from?Seems to me that u have done it before that's how u know:P Still,there could be a lot of reasons.
Seddah 3
#47 - Yeah, and he (or she) was just offering up a suggestion about what it could have been.
mouxouxou 11
135 Reaaaaally????You don't say..........!!!!
twinkybandit 2
hahaha just sayin…
mouxouxou 11
I know I'm kidding too...:P :)
dynky 3
Sounds like she doesn't want to sleep with you but isn't comfortable saying so. Back off.
Arrangements 4
I think you need to see a therapist
Quest_ 13
I sincerely hate it when people think they have a right to comment on the way a complete stranger looks. Absolutely pathetic.