Today, as I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, she started doing stupidly fake moaning, which then went really high-pitched like a little girl's, killing my hard-on. She says she thought that because I'm Japanese-American, I'd only be able to come if she copied "those Japanese pornstars". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. Unfortunately, she started fake-moaning like a pornstar before I even entered her, totally killing the mood and my boner. She swore she hadn't moaned, accused me of not finding her attractive enough, and angrily left. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
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Sandman366 6
"I'm not dating a Japanese pornstar. I'm dating you. Just be you, please...."
kingcaper817 14
Yeah that's sorta racist sorry about that op that must've scarring. You'll find someone better
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Comments (114)
lina21 12
That sucks OP. I assume this is the first time she's done something stupid like this. But being that she doesn't understand respect for you as an asian, dump her ass quick
nialls_girl 13
So you're still calling her your girlfriend? Don't be that desperate, OP.
Imareth 10
Today, I tried to help my boyfriend achieve ****** by moaning in a way I thought he'd like. Instead though, he just went on FML to bitch and call me a moron. Perhaps, rather than being racist, inappropriate, or a moron... she's actually caring enough to try something in bed that she thought /would help you achieve pleasure/. Sure, it was ill-conceived, but ffs. Instead of calling her names on FML, maybe realise she was just trying to please you, talk to her about it instead and explain you're not into it. FHerLife, if anything, for trying to please you and getting put on FML as a result.
TallMist 32
She may have been trying to bring more pleasure to him, but... Yeah, no, still racist to think that, just because he's Japanese-American, that means he has to hear that fake moaning and whatnot that's seen in Japanese **** to get off and that he can only get off to Japanese ****.
Likian5 26
Is she friends with that girl who thought calling her Hispanic boyfriend "papi" in bed was sexy?
teamnikster 9
Here's a line for that: I'm dating a *whatever ethnicity she is inserted here* for a reason. Now shhhhh
MRSwick2525 23
That doesn't even make freaking sense!!
teamnikster 9
People's attempt to imitate other ethnics in bed is sad. OP is Japanese-American but isn't dating a Japanese-American for a reason. There was no need for her to imitate another ethnicity during sex. Hence, "I'm dating a white person for a reason" or "I'm dating a black person" or "I'm dating a Hispanic" etc. WOW, how did that NOT make sense?
dcats 13
I blame sick japs. Lol
iSnipeFatPeople 18
I'm not sure if what you're more upset by; the actual part of her moaning like an anime style hentai sort or the fact that she called them a Japanese ****-star.
Gauzy21 12
She's a racist
greencurtains74 11
At least she likes you enough to do something she thought you'd enjoy, even if it was far-fetched. Tell her what she can do instead that you'd enjoy.
vikky538 29
that anime fantasy ...