Today, I was making a snowman with my little cousin. I was collecting snow just outside the house, when out of nowhere a snowball struck me in the back of the head and caused me to headbutt the wall. I woke up a short while later to a medic telling me I had a nasty concussion. Thanks, cousin. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML
Today, I woke up with my face flying at the wall. A muscle spasm had caused me to pop out of bed. I'm now dealing with a concussion and sprained neck, thanks to an almost physically impossible feat. FML
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML
Today, I found out from the doctor that I have a concussion. Was it from a wicked sports injury? No, my idiot brother decided to judo kick the door open while I was on the floor vacuuming the front carpet. FML
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xMafia 0
If they ban snowball fights, I'm coming for you.
THEmuffinpan 0
There's snow in Texas right now? o.O Cool!
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Comments (63)
fthku 13
Don't people on FMYLIFE seem REALLY physically weak to you at times? First a kid dislocates his shoulder by sneezing, now this.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Were you expecting "Today, my massive strength caused me to break my phone when my dream employer called to offer me a job. FML"? What seems more likely to you?
fthku 13
No, but that's not what I was saying was I? I love how you put words into my mouth like that. Does getting your head thrown into a wall from a SNOWBALL or dislocating your shoulder from a sneeze seem likely to YOU?
omgpotato 5
seriously dude she's just making a point! geez kewl off man
madalynn 11
those kind of things CAN happen. that's the whole point of the site, to share bad things that have happened to you no matter how strange. usually the more strange, the worse it is.
fthku 13
I was just making MY point. All I was saying is that to me, these things seem very unlikely and wouldn't normally happen to people. Sheesh, can't people have opinions anymore? And you say *I* need to cool off.
Sirin_fml 47
Actually, being silent is the rule. Cooling off is just a preference.
BAMster30 0
i think it's funny
Nadinek98 0
Ur cousin is boss
ckjacques53198 0
the snow ball had that much force. wow
mrpager 0
well how freaking old are you??? it was a snowball not a bowling ball and to top it off, YOUR LITTLE COUSIN!!!!!!
AMAZINashleigh 6
unless that snowball had a brick in it, I highly doubt a snowball could have that much force to pound your head into a wall. I'm not saying it didn't happen or anything..but ya know...hahaha.
LoveableScar 0
Thinking the same thing. Maybe the snow turned to ice.
mike3775 39
I wonder if the little cousin did what I used to do as a kid. I used to make a snowball, dip it in water, let it freeze, then put more snow over it and then launch it at people. Thats the only way I can think a snowball could force the head to snap forward off a snowball
Dark_Charizard 0
Aww. Snow way your cousin got away with giving you a concussion.
Nadinek98 0
Hahaha win(:
whiskerz 0
cousin 1 you 0...time to even the score!
derpherp 0
He owned you, wimp.