Today, I was making a snowman with my little cousin. I was collecting snow just outside the house, when out of nowhere a snowball struck me in the back of the head and caused me to headbutt the wall. I woke up a short while later to a medic telling me I had a nasty concussion. Thanks, cousin. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML
Today, I woke up with my face flying at the wall. A muscle spasm had caused me to pop out of bed. I'm now dealing with a concussion and sprained neck, thanks to an almost physically impossible feat. FML
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML
Today, I found out from the doctor that I have a concussion. Was it from a wicked sports injury? No, my idiot brother decided to judo kick the door open while I was on the floor vacuuming the front carpet. FML
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xMafia 0
If they ban snowball fights, I'm coming for you.
THEmuffinpan 0
There's snow in Texas right now? o.O Cool!
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Comments (63)
zanguard 0
I would have thrown the snow man at you OP.
LadiiFresH 0
win :-)
aquastar 0
o_O that must've been one heck of a snowball...
OhShuttup 0
it's anoint in Texas?
OhShuttup 0
*snowing
lakaiskateco 0
You must really suck because the impact from a snowball caused you to hit your head which led to your concussion...EPIC!!!!
k9obsessed 5
That does suck, but you need to chill. You did mention your cousin is little. Giove the kid a break. Little kids do stuff without thinking. Relax.
livetodisco 0
You're little cousin? He's really strong! But I guess if you were reeeeally close to the house you easily could have hit your head because you flinched in shock.
Luv_Meh_Beeotch 0
LaWLz YuR CuzIN iS HeLLa fuNnY!!!!!
Guyana00 3
puss
indiecolor 0
Omg my mom does the same thing I ended up getting a box with a lock and hide the keys so she can't get to it. douches.
underfailer 0
wimp