Today, I told my cousin that I would gladly help him get through the loss of my aunt. That is until he started flirting with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cousin tried to hit on me. I told him that was inappropriate and pushed him off me. He was offended when I went to tell my folks. All they said was, “That’s fine. You should’ve let him.” Um, what? FML
Today, whilst visiting one of my distant cousins for the first time in years, she came onto me. After gently explaining to her that this was inappropriate, she broke down in tears. Whilst I awkwardly comforted her, she started stroking my inner thigh, apparently still trying to seduce me. FML
Today, my dad tried to hook me up with someone. It wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't my cousin. FML
Today, a guy professed his love for me in front of my friends. The guy is my first cousin. FML
Today, after my cousin recently died, my aunt basically told me that I shouldn't be sad, because we fought. FML
Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML
Today, my mate was bragging about the nudes he was getting from this random girl, he proceeded to show me... It was my cousin. FML
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Today, I found out that my uncle, who is still married to my aunt, is trying to seduce my mom. FML
Today, someone flirted with me. They kept touching me, insisting we should go out sometime, and hounding me for my number. At a family-only memorial service. FML
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i_wuz_nver_here 31
Mourning does weird things to the mind...
_kyleG_ 34
This is NOT a case of wincest ...what a creep.
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Comments (89)
ThatDamHuntress 20
I'm Sorry OP. You try to do something nice for someone and all they can do is flirt. I see he didn't grieve for his mother. Second Cousin I understand but, just no.
laden_swallow09 35
No. Not even second cousins.
B1ackthesun 31
#58 I'm terrible with that stuff and looked it up out of curiosity. According to ancestry.com: Your second cousin is the grandchild of your great aunt or great uncle. (If two people are first cousins, the children of each of the people will be second cousins.)
B1ackthesun 31
I consulted ancestry.com again and found what you are describing: 'If someone is your first cousin, then his or her child is your first cousin once removed' Despite my lack of prior knowledge I'm inclined to believe one of the largest genealogy websites going over your family.
B1ackthesun 31
I wasn't being being snippy at all. Like I said I've never been very knowledgeable about those connections. That's why I looked it up, curiosity. I was mearly saying I wasn't positive within myself, but that was what I'd found and the source was more than likely more accurate seen as these connections are their business. Keep in mind text doesn't covey tone.
MegasaurusRex89 28
Well, you DID offer to help sooo JK, that's super awkward. I hope it was a case of him not really being all there after such a loss and things are okay with the two of you now. So sorry for your loss.
MDoremis 38
Being flirted with at funerals is the worst. It happened to me at two of my grandparent's funerals, and I about flipped shit.
ThatDamHuntress 20
Who said it was at a funeral? It just says they were helping them get over the loss.
MDoremis 38
I wasn't aware we weren't allowed to be anecdotal. Forgive mine impertinence, O Knower of All.
hazzamyman 11
Sorry for your loss OP. On the other hand, maybe that would rule out being a social worker. Your clients may be too distracted by your looks :)
swanheart 35
What does this even mean?
Araj_Hs 19
Well, that escalated too quickly; so should your hand, on his face.
Classy_Sassy15 18
I agree with you 100% #20 he deserves that. His mother just died and sex is on his mind.
travelingcat 12
Incest is not best
falkuda9 7
wincest
tinkdatank 15
He wouldn't happen to be from West Virginia, would he?
Sheepalicious 20
Was he drunk?
SystemofaBlink41 27
You never know how someone's gonna cope, I guess...