Today, I told my cousin that I would gladly help him get through the loss of my aunt. That is until he started flirting with me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cousin tried to hit on me. I told him that was inappropriate and pushed him off me. He was offended when I went to tell my folks. All they said was, “That’s fine. You should’ve let him.” Um, what? FML
Today, whilst visiting one of my distant cousins for the first time in years, she came onto me. After gently explaining to her that this was inappropriate, she broke down in tears. Whilst I awkwardly comforted her, she started stroking my inner thigh, apparently still trying to seduce me. FML
Today, my dad tried to hook me up with someone. It wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't my cousin. FML
Today, a guy professed his love for me in front of my friends. The guy is my first cousin. FML
Today, after my cousin recently died, my aunt basically told me that I shouldn't be sad, because we fought. FML
Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML
Today, my mate was bragging about the nudes he was getting from this random girl, he proceeded to show me... It was my cousin. FML
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Today, I found out that my uncle, who is still married to my aunt, is trying to seduce my mom. FML
Today, someone flirted with me. They kept touching me, insisting we should go out sometime, and hounding me for my number. At a family-only memorial service. FML
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i_wuz_nver_here 31
Mourning does weird things to the mind...
_kyleG_ 34
This is NOT a case of wincest ...what a creep.
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Comments (89)
ItsDutch 16
Some guys just think with their head instead of their brain.
Ipsum629 13
I'm pretty sure that is illegal. the limit is second cousins which I think should be extended to third. humans need that genetic diversity. it's what keeps us from going the way if the Romanov.
username356 14
He is probably just confused and in pain. It will pass.
BrotherPhil 35
A common reaction to bereavement is the instinct to replace the dear departed. Why do you think they used to call condoms "merry widows"?
ZomBieLouver 10
It's okay, I know the feeling, girl.
jasonswife423 18
Ew. Hopefully one of you is related by marriage. Still very weird...
ChrisMora 16
Incest, fun for the whole family!