Today, I told my cousin that I would gladly help him get through the loss of my aunt. That is until he started flirting with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cousin tried to hit on me. I told him that was inappropriate and pushed him off me. He was offended when I went to tell my folks. All they said was, “That’s fine. You should’ve let him.” Um, what? FML
Today, whilst visiting one of my distant cousins for the first time in years, she came onto me. After gently explaining to her that this was inappropriate, she broke down in tears. Whilst I awkwardly comforted her, she started stroking my inner thigh, apparently still trying to seduce me. FML
Today, my dad tried to hook me up with someone. It wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't my cousin. FML
Today, a guy professed his love for me in front of my friends. The guy is my first cousin. FML
Today, after my cousin recently died, my aunt basically told me that I shouldn't be sad, because we fought. FML
Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML
Today, my mate was bragging about the nudes he was getting from this random girl, he proceeded to show me... It was my cousin. FML
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Today, I found out that my uncle, who is still married to my aunt, is trying to seduce my mom. FML
Today, someone flirted with me. They kept touching me, insisting we should go out sometime, and hounding me for my number. At a family-only memorial service. FML
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i_wuz_nver_here 31
Mourning does weird things to the mind...
_kyleG_ 34
This is NOT a case of wincest ...what a creep.
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Comments (89)
devildog562 33
It ain't no fun if the cousin can't have none .
1dvs_bstd 41
what the?
Dillyduzit 23
You should probably think about what you just said.
immaMonsta 8
#1 What kind of funerals have you been to (I know the FML didn't say it was a funeral, just the loss of his aunt. But assuming it was a funeral...)????
patrickalamo 48
It's all relative.
cccook1547 14
Cousins make dozens
B1ackthesun 31
#57 I have the feeling #1 isn't 'screwed up' just trying to play on Snoop Dogg 'Ain't no fun if the homies can't have none'
devildog562 33
57 yes I'm twisted and demented, however I usually have this rare disease called a sense of humor. 30 obviously you haven't been weeding crashing , funeral crashing is the same thing but black is one of my favorite colors. 59 at least one person got the reference , don't care if I'm voted up or down but drinking and fml always ends negatively for me .
incoherentrmblr 22
I hope your cousin's name isn't Fred. He will f**k her right in the p**sy...
SpreadTHEKILLER 14
I incest that this thread stops.
B1ackthesun 31
Apologies #70 we didn't realise it was cousin you such discomfort.
ITSUPEREFFECTIVE 12
I guess **** your life too then? Lol.
thatADHDdude 21
#70 just made my night
BrotherPhil 35
Incest! A game the whole family can play!
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Mourning does weird things to the mind...
matdun101 19
Yeah, OP he could just be reeling from loss and doesn't really know what he is doing...
badluckalex 23
Yeaaaahh no. I'm still getting a creepy vibe from the cousin.
ChocolateScyther 19
I guess the cousin is suffering from mourning wood
mfmylifesrsly 30
OP is your cousin from the south? People here in the south tend to be into their cousins. down vote me all you want but I know a lot of people who are.
hacksaw246 24
#40 Yeah and I've met Yankees who are too what's your point? That stereotype has been beat like a dead horse.
WeLikeIke 23
That's probably OP's cousin's ezcuse
cadillacgal79 32
#47-bless you, sounds like you have a cold.
UhHuhHoney 20
Talk about cousin love...
mfmylifesrsly 30
More like Kissing Cousins!
nonsensical 26
Did he just lose his mother?? are you sure he was flirting or did he just feel like being close to someone, in this case you?
_kyleG_ 34
This is NOT a case of wincest ...what a creep.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Is there EVER a case of wincest?
Retaheki 27
Wincest is wincest when it is situation ally appropriate, and also very sexy (and *most* of the time, both parties must 'agree' to it.) This seems like none.
laden_swallow09 35
Here's the fatal flaw with your logic, 33: it's NEVER appropriate.
cccook1547 14
Who are you to judge
ev_tardis 11
#33 are you talking about incest or Wincest? ._.
Retaheki 27
Wincest, and when I say situationally appropriate, I mean not during a time of grief. Obviously incest is never appropriate, that's what makes it forbidden love.
r1r1h2 11
I question if you know what wincest really is. Supernatural fans tend to know and from the other contends I'm thinking I might be the only one that does.
xpsychocatladyx 15
flirting or trying for playful banter? age? and great tragedy give the dude a small break... or if there are no questions bitch slap. this ain't Alabama.
Miss_Whipped 43
I feel like you were trying to say something there, but as I'm re-reading it, it's just a bunch of shenanigans.
Matteo_xxi 14
I want to say something smart to try and be in the top comments, but I'll pass ;) I hope everything is fine now OP, and that it was a misunderstanding. My gosh, that would've been awkward.
150493x 29
We didn't need to know, have fun being thumbed down.
Charles900 16
Wow, that's just plain messed up. That would be messed up under any circumstance, but at your Aunt's funeral? He's disgusting.
swanheart 35
It doesn't say anything about being at the aunts funeral...
martin8337 36
Did tis happen in Mississippi?
_kyleG_ 34
Clearly states that it's in PA
RagingWill 17
Besides. Incest isn't only in one given area, it's everywhere. That stereotype is really annoying.
AhmadTarhini 8
Guide him to the "friend zone"
cheeeksss 29
I never imagined guiding a family member to the friend zone was a thing.
Arathis 19
Cousin zone him