Today, I told my cousin that I would gladly help him get through the loss of my aunt. That is until he started flirting with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cousin tried to hit on me. I told him that was inappropriate and pushed him off me. He was offended when I went to tell my folks. All they said was, “That’s fine. You should’ve let him.” Um, what? FML
Today, whilst visiting one of my distant cousins for the first time in years, she came onto me. After gently explaining to her that this was inappropriate, she broke down in tears. Whilst I awkwardly comforted her, she started stroking my inner thigh, apparently still trying to seduce me. FML
Today, my dad tried to hook me up with someone. It wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't my cousin. FML
Today, a guy professed his love for me in front of my friends. The guy is my first cousin. FML
Today, after my cousin recently died, my aunt basically told me that I shouldn't be sad, because we fought. FML
Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML
Today, my mate was bragging about the nudes he was getting from this random girl, he proceeded to show me... It was my cousin. FML
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Today, I found out that my uncle, who is still married to my aunt, is trying to seduce my mom. FML
Today, someone flirted with me. They kept touching me, insisting we should go out sometime, and hounding me for my number. At a family-only memorial service. FML
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i_wuz_nver_here 31
Mourning does weird things to the mind...
_kyleG_ 34
This is NOT a case of wincest ...what a creep.
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Comments (89)
collinchildress 12
"Grief is natures most powerful aphrodisiac" -Will Ferrell in Wedding Crashers Sounds like it rings true
PSYqualiac 17
Just as long as in this case there are no wedding rings...
Koolaidandtacos 21
That's how all the incest porno's start. I heard.
MotoGP_Fan 11
Why do cousins always flirt with their other cousins? It's disgusting.
vikky538 29
not always never in my case
cccook1547 14
Flirting isn't always sexual..?
BrotherPhil 35
Close enough to be interesting, distant enough not to feel weird?
zman92 13
Why do I suddenly here banjos playing?
laden_swallow09 35
Keep paddling!
HeWillBeLoved105 22
He's just stressed.. Bear with him.
pjsr 33
I guess 'help' means different things to different people
Lanabur 13
Grieving is the weirdest thing sometimes. Sorry that happens, could.. Be worst?
TecheyTim 14
Any chance you cousin was humping your aunt?? It would explain his behavior.
dark_angel4121 12
Wait, what?!
CourtJester27 12
ARACHNAPO! Political Officer and Prisoner Polenyn!