Today, I just found my husband on Craigslist. He's working away from home, and he's looking to give a blowjob. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found the perfect opportunity to throw my husband a surprise party since he thought I was away on a business trip. He came home with a hooker. Surprise! FML
Today, my husband tried to haggle a blowjob out of me in exchange for taking his first shower in nearly two weeks. FML
Today, I had to negotiate with my husband so he would bring me toilet paper while I was on the john. His terms? A blowjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home and said he'd been fired from his minimum wage cashier job. He added that since I make enough to cover the bills, he wants to take a break from "working and shit." I stared at him, mouth agape, and he thought I was offering him a blowjob. FML
Today, grateful that my husband has been helping out more around the house, I figured he’d hired someone since he hates cleaning. What I wasn’t expecting was that he hired some chick in skimpy/kinky underwear that he found on Craigslist. Apparently the “lingerie cleaning service” is a thing. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I found out my happily married father has been hiring escorts on-line for 3 years. FML
Today, I started getting calls from gay men looking for anonymous kinky sex. It turns out that my coworker has been posting my personal information in Craigslist Personals section as a prank. My wife doesn't believe that my coworker is such an asshole. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me explaining that he is getting married this weekend to a woman he met on Craigslist. Why? Because I won't marry him, and he'll make an extra thousand dollars per month having a wife since he is in the army. FML
Today, I actually said the words "yes, a blowjob from a guy is still cheating" to my husband. I never thought that would be a problem. FML
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Top comments
ford_chick_22 12
My question is why were you looking in that part of craigslist?
Mightytall 35
Don't be judging too fast. Maybe someone is playing a really nasty prank on him.
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Comments (120)
limegreenpoopie 31
Ummmm what?
heismygem 10
That blows.
mountainmisft312 3
Why were you on Craigslist looking at shit like that? were you looking for something you shouldn't have?
Witchylady 18
What a prick.
retireddreamer 5
this has actually happened to me before. I didn't find out from Craigslist I found out from looking at his email notifications. he never really hooked up with those people though he just used it as a way to get off and boost his confidence. Still pretty gross though. Sorrry, OP. You have my empathy.
nanner6206 24
That's not cheating.
born_hustla 26
Sounds like you both have secret lives!
missmisery86 11
thats just...awful. sorry OP
Creed_Aprooved 12
my kind of holidays
codeinechick 5
Divorce. Now
imnotslick 18
DUDE, I WAS ON THE MODERATOR THING OR WHATEVER AND IT SAID A couple of this guys friend put him in craigslist looking to give a ******* and his wife found out. HOLYY SHIIIT. it's like a couple fml