Today, I just found my husband on Craigslist. He's working away from home, and he's looking to give a blowjob. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found the perfect opportunity to throw my husband a surprise party since he thought I was away on a business trip. He came home with a hooker. Surprise! FML
Today, my husband tried to haggle a blowjob out of me in exchange for taking his first shower in nearly two weeks. FML
Today, I had to negotiate with my husband so he would bring me toilet paper while I was on the john. His terms? A blowjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home and said he'd been fired from his minimum wage cashier job. He added that since I make enough to cover the bills, he wants to take a break from "working and shit." I stared at him, mouth agape, and he thought I was offering him a blowjob. FML
Today, grateful that my husband has been helping out more around the house, I figured he’d hired someone since he hates cleaning. What I wasn’t expecting was that he hired some chick in skimpy/kinky underwear that he found on Craigslist. Apparently the “lingerie cleaning service” is a thing. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I found out my happily married father has been hiring escorts on-line for 3 years. FML
Today, I started getting calls from gay men looking for anonymous kinky sex. It turns out that my coworker has been posting my personal information in Craigslist Personals section as a prank. My wife doesn't believe that my coworker is such an asshole. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me explaining that he is getting married this weekend to a woman he met on Craigslist. Why? Because I won't marry him, and he'll make an extra thousand dollars per month having a wife since he is in the army. FML
Today, I actually said the words "yes, a blowjob from a guy is still cheating" to my husband. I never thought that would be a problem. FML
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ford_chick_22 12
My question is why were you looking in that part of craigslist?
Mightytall 35
Don't be judging too fast. Maybe someone is playing a really nasty prank on him.
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Comments (120)
1nertia 15
That blows. I hate myself for this
MrThump 16
Wow! You have to confront him! You poor thing, not only is he cheating but he's doing it with other men! I bet you have a lot of questions for him.
Keiraquarium 12
I don't think the fact he's doing it with other men necessarily makes it worse. He could be bisexual; everyone seems to forget that bisexual people actually exist. Either way, however, he's an asshole for cheating
rachangie 19
It actually does make it worse. Homosexual/bisexual either way his WIFE didn't know and that makes a pretty important part of their marriage a lie. A lie is a lie and cheating is never okay but the fact that his orientation is also in question and so is the foundation of their marriage will make it more heartbreaking in the end. That's if OP is a woman, it's not specified and if OP is male it's just a regular/awful case of a dirty rotten cheater.
graceinsheepwear 34
You're assuming the OP is female, but we don't really know that.
Keiraquarium 12
91- Good point. Although, I've been in a relationship for just over 4 years (not a marriage or anything, just a steady relationship) and, when we first got together, I was unsure about whether I identified as bisexual or straight. I wanted to figure myself out before I started telling other people and so I didn't come out to my boyfriend until about 2 years into the relationship. It's possible that the same thing has happened with OP's husband (if OP is female). Not saying that that would excuse cheating at all but I don't think it's necessarily a terrible thing that OP didn't know about him being bisexual if that's the case
vorspiel 17
Ask him about it when he returns home. This isn't a conversation to be carried out on the phone.
Alicimo 11
Cheaters are disgusting. I'm sorry OP.
abNormal62 23
Sucks to be him...
toowie_fml 20
I just found out my husband is looking up male 2 male meet ups on Craigslist..
MrThump 16
Dang!
toowie_fml 20
yep I have no idea what to do
GhostFox 34
Sounds like you need to confront him, in all honesty. If he's cheating on you, it isn't fair to you to stay with him, and it isn't right for him to expect you to. If you're worried about him lying to you, ask a male friend (one that he hasn't met) if he'd be willing to pretend to take your husband up on the ad, but that he wants to meet him before agreeing to anything. Have the friend record the conversation on his phone or something, then have him "decide" your husband isn't his type. Have your friend request a somewhat public spot- a bar or something, maybe a park- and decide on two questions or phrases that would mean "it's him" and "not him," that can be easily fit into conversation. Would also be a good idea to have one that means you call the cops and send them to the meeting place, in case it isn't really your husband, and it is a scam or worse. Even if you do know it's him, it could make good evidence in the divorce case.
toowie_fml 20
I'm going to talk to him tonight about it
thatfmlguy25 21
Only on Criagslist
ale1139 20
That literally sucks
GhostFox 34
If he's the one that put the ad, it is awful that he is cheating on you. He really should have told you way before the two of you married that his sexuality wasn't limited to your gender, or that he wanted to have an open relationship. The laws on sex work could also cause some problems, if he is actually following through on the ad. You may also want to get tested for STD's, regardless of when the ad was posted. If he is the one that posted it, it might not be the first time he's cheated, and he could have given you something nasty depending on how well he practices safe sex.
Wondermaid68 1
I searched in Google the name of his work camp (to see his living conditions). And Craigslist ad was on top, I clicked it, and saw pics of his hand with his ring on his penis. Oil fields....
Mightytall 35
That's a bit too much for coincidence, but who knows what kind of pranking happens between "the boys" there ... Take a screenshot and send it to him and wait for his response. If he means anything to you, listen to what he's got to say. And then think long and hard about what he said and if you want to believe it before you file for divorce or do something rash.