Today, I just found my husband on Craigslist. He's working away from home, and he's looking to give a blowjob. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found the perfect opportunity to throw my husband a surprise party since he thought I was away on a business trip. He came home with a hooker. Surprise! FML
Today, my husband tried to haggle a blowjob out of me in exchange for taking his first shower in nearly two weeks. FML
Today, I had to negotiate with my husband so he would bring me toilet paper while I was on the john. His terms? A blowjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home and said he'd been fired from his minimum wage cashier job. He added that since I make enough to cover the bills, he wants to take a break from "working and shit." I stared at him, mouth agape, and he thought I was offering him a blowjob. FML
Today, grateful that my husband has been helping out more around the house, I figured he’d hired someone since he hates cleaning. What I wasn’t expecting was that he hired some chick in skimpy/kinky underwear that he found on Craigslist. Apparently the “lingerie cleaning service” is a thing. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I found out my happily married father has been hiring escorts on-line for 3 years. FML
Today, I started getting calls from gay men looking for anonymous kinky sex. It turns out that my coworker has been posting my personal information in Craigslist Personals section as a prank. My wife doesn't believe that my coworker is such an asshole. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me explaining that he is getting married this weekend to a woman he met on Craigslist. Why? Because I won't marry him, and he'll make an extra thousand dollars per month having a wife since he is in the army. FML
Today, I actually said the words "yes, a blowjob from a guy is still cheating" to my husband. I never thought that would be a problem. FML
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Top comments
ford_chick_22 12
My question is why were you looking in that part of craigslist?
Mightytall 35
Don't be judging too fast. Maybe someone is playing a really nasty prank on him.
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Comments (120)
spiritheart67 5
so sorry, same thing happened to me. it sucks (no pun intended). I broke up with him. then accepted his explanation that "it was just fantasy" & he didn't actually go thru with it. that was 6 weeks ago & I still can't get him to be intimate with me. u should probably get out before your heart breaks the rest of the way. or if u stay you'll have to figure out a way to share with him whatever experience it is he's seeking. which isn't necessarily an easy thing...
citrusglass 22
Is OP a guy or a girl? Honestly, either way...yowch.
lonelysquid93 6
Well, guess what happens on travel stays on travel!
vesquivel62 12
That is quite suspicious, you see. Your husband is offering ******** on Craigslist, and you happened to have been surfing through that section of Craigslist?
Letsgobarbie_fml 16
Wow..
CGibson18 7
why are you even on craigslist if your married
operator1978 5
Why were you on Craigslist ?