Today, I just found my husband on Craigslist. He's working away from home, and he's looking to give a blowjob. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found the perfect opportunity to throw my husband a surprise party since he thought I was away on a business trip. He came home with a hooker. Surprise! FML
Today, my husband tried to haggle a blowjob out of me in exchange for taking his first shower in nearly two weeks. FML
Today, I had to negotiate with my husband so he would bring me toilet paper while I was on the john. His terms? A blowjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home and said he'd been fired from his minimum wage cashier job. He added that since I make enough to cover the bills, he wants to take a break from "working and shit." I stared at him, mouth agape, and he thought I was offering him a blowjob. FML
Today, grateful that my husband has been helping out more around the house, I figured he’d hired someone since he hates cleaning. What I wasn’t expecting was that he hired some chick in skimpy/kinky underwear that he found on Craigslist. Apparently the “lingerie cleaning service” is a thing. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I found out my happily married father has been hiring escorts on-line for 3 years. FML
Today, I started getting calls from gay men looking for anonymous kinky sex. It turns out that my coworker has been posting my personal information in Craigslist Personals section as a prank. My wife doesn't believe that my coworker is such an asshole. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me explaining that he is getting married this weekend to a woman he met on Craigslist. Why? Because I won't marry him, and he'll make an extra thousand dollars per month having a wife since he is in the army. FML
Today, I actually said the words "yes, a blowjob from a guy is still cheating" to my husband. I never thought that would be a problem. FML
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ford_chick_22 12
My question is why were you looking in that part of craigslist?
Mightytall 35
Don't be judging too fast. Maybe someone is playing a really nasty prank on him.
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Comments (120)
LegionRapier61 8
Well.... look at it this way, you might lose your husband, but you might also gain a gay friend!
wordhippie 10
My question: who in Saskatchewan uses Craigslist? Kijiji is way better!
caseDL6 12
my thoughts exactly!
exoticDeath 20
Follow up please?
zadarose 2
omfg I've had this happen to me as well!!! he was looking to be with a man!!! omfg I feel u!!
rabbi1010 29
hes your husband. confront him.
fmyhardon 16
So he was in another city, and you went to that cities CL m4m casual encounters looking for him, and found him? Obviously this isn't just out of the blue, you must have had strong reason to suspect. Being gay is ok. Cheating; meh. Unprotected sex with people who frequent CL casual encounters: ew!!!
caseDL6 12
saskatchewan isn't heavily populated, there are only two cities that have craigslist. the neighbouring cities would use those, so it's possible that one could stumble across an ad that was posted from a different city or town.
fmyhardon 16
Run! To the doctors; now!!! What are you still doing here, seriously? Go get tested for every STI known to man. CL casual encounters is a disgusting cesspool. If he's giving blow jobs to guys from there there's a very good chance he's contracted something in the past and gave it to you. Run!!!
bnbhimp 10
He's definitely working.
rogerover 19
He sounds like a generous guy. At least he's not always just "take take take!"
meelizabeth3 4
Well. I suggest do nothing at all. Calm down. Nothing is more important than keep peace within. Wait all emotions be gone. You need to learn to trust and accept... We understand other people when we accept the fact. If he married you, he loves you. If you don't love him, you can walk away or play the game. If you love him... Wait a bit. You be embarrassed if somebody was playing a joke with him. Well, I know for fact that gay term is different -- some still feel in love with women. At least he won't cheat on you with a girl. I wish you just let it go and have sex with him like nothing happen. In every relations you find some positives and weakness - but he makes you happy and you have chemistry - that is important.
HighlandShadows 48
While I agree OP should wait a bit to confirm this wasn't an immature prank and to assess her own feelings, I certainly don't think she should "do nothing at all." She needs to have a talk with her husband to figure out exactly what's going on here and figure from there how to handle the situation. And how you can think it somehow makes it better that he might be cheating with a man and not another woman is beyond me. Cheating is cheating, regardless of the details. And because OP phrased this FML the way she did, I'm thinking that she feels it might actually be worse than if it were another woman. And the idea that she should "have sex with him like nothing happened" is also a bit naive. If he's cheating on Craigslist casual encounters he could quite possibly have developed a disease, to say nothing of the fact that if he's cheating there's going to be some trust issues in the relationship. Would you have sex with someone you no longer trust? OP needs to have a serious talk with her husband, if he's been lying to her about his sexuality/fidelity they have a lot to discuss.
HighlandShadows 48
Also, whether or not he loves her may be a moot point. Some might argue that you wouldn't cheat on someone you really loved. But assuming he does love her and STILL cheated, it's her feelings that have been hurt. Is she supposed to disregard her feelings in favor of his? Are his feelings more important in the relationship than hers?