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Today, I just found my husband on Craigslist. He's working away from home, and he's looking to give a blowjob. FML
Today, I just found my husband on Craigslist. He's working away from home, and he's looking to give a blowjob. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found the perfect opportunity to throw my husband a surprise party since he thought I was away on a business trip. He came home with a hooker. Surprise! FML
Today, my husband tried to haggle a blowjob out of me in exchange for taking his first shower in nearly two weeks. FML
Today, I had to negotiate with my husband so he would bring me toilet paper while I was on the john. His terms? A blowjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home and said he'd been fired from his minimum wage cashier job. He added that since I make enough to cover the bills, he wants to take a break from "working and shit." I stared at him, mouth agape, and he thought I was offering him a blowjob. FML
Today, grateful that my husband has been helping out more around the house, I figured he’d hired someone since he hates cleaning. What I wasn’t expecting was that he hired some chick in skimpy/kinky underwear that he found on Craigslist. Apparently the “lingerie cleaning service” is a thing. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I found out my happily married father has been hiring escorts on-line for 3 years. FML
Today, I started getting calls from gay men looking for anonymous kinky sex. It turns out that my coworker has been posting my personal information in Craigslist Personals section as a prank. My wife doesn't believe that my coworker is such an asshole. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me explaining that he is getting married this weekend to a woman he met on Craigslist. Why? Because I won't marry him, and he'll make an extra thousand dollars per month having a wife since he is in the army. FML
Today, I actually said the words "yes, a blowjob from a guy is still cheating" to my husband. I never thought that would be a problem. FML
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Top comments
ford_chick_22 12
My question is why were you looking in that part of craigslist?
Mightytall 35
Don't be judging too fast. Maybe someone is playing a really nasty prank on him.
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Comments (120)
FutureSurgeon 16
I'm sorry OP :/ Nobody in a loving, committed relationship should ever stray outside of it, unless of course it's something that people had agreed in advance. That clearly isn't the case here. Maybe you can find solace in the fact that, unlike if he had offered to sleep with a woman, that he wasn't doing it to hurt you. He's clearly either confused about his sexuality and wanting to confirm a few things, and although it's incredibly unfair on you, at least perhaps you can view the situation in a way that feels a little less painful. Or, a friend of his just posted his details and has misjudged a practical joke horrendously.
FamilyAngel 4
Break up with him. He is burdened by woman's presence, probably, but too shy to talk about it. Take a fist step.
Steve_Dudley_UK 10
To give is better than to receive.
saymynamess 19
Well now you've got do your part by giving your husband what he's asked for.
TCRII 30
E-mail him from your normal address. Then set up a fake e-mail address and start an exchange with this Craigslist person - you need to convince them to e-mail you outside of the craigslist app. Compare the e-mail headers to see the originating IP address match. If they do, it's him.
worldclassrager 41
So were you suspicious or looking for a partner since you now know your husband has a thing for men?
ndnpride88 25
Whoa! Definitely didn't expect to read it that way. Good luck there
vikky538 29
Just imagine how hard he is trying to feed and take care of the family.
KrDizzy 16
Personally, I go into Craigslist personal ads from time-to-time to get a good laugh. She could have been doing the same.
KrDizzy 16
I have ran into people I know in the personals, which makes it that much more entertaining lol.
Claire_Voyance 3
I don't think you understand the power you can now have over him. Go get a strap on before he gets home and sit in front of the door as he walks him. Simply tell him to get on his knees and do what he did for the men on craigslist. He will do whatever you want, A cuckold husband is the best husband. Might want to look into a chastity device as well. ^_^