Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML
Today, after climbing 5 flights of stairs I walked into the restroom to take a piss. I was winded but trying to keep my heavy breathing to a minimum. My plan failed when I almost fainted inbetween two guys at the urinal and started gasping for air. FML
Today, I was having rough sex when I breathed too heavily with a dry throat, and puked on the bed. FML
Today, I realized how out of shape I am, when I couldn't finish masturbating because I ran out of breath. FML
Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML
Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML
Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML
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Top comments
NotMyDay5 13
At least someone Came... For help
mpsteve137 15
What a sight that must of been for whoever came to your rescue.
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Comments (55)
EmmaMK 35
For your own safety, get someone to assist you in the shower next time
SunTzu2 9
Ohhhh...please cum n help
JD1147 27
I think this FML's comments surely holds the record for the most lame puns about jacking off...
FrankHotpants 31
I'm thinking this ended like the scene in Grandmas Boy where the guys mom walks in on him jerking it.
Eahae3 12
Did you have a boner when they came in to help you ?:o
CrazyMelvin 14
It sounds like your little soldier had quite a workout!
MacOSXpert 7
YDI for wasting water!!!!!! Shameful!
mallu86 9
I think he did. He does sound exited even in this FML.
ptrep17 2
Pathetic if you ask me
martin8337 36
On the wrong side of town.