Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my friend across campus, and I decided that I wanted to play a trick on her and scare her from behind. Turns out, I scared a complete stranger with really bad panic induced asthma. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack while walking home with my friends. As I was struggling to breathe, they thought I was attention-seeking and left me on the floor. FML
Today, I was in the cinema making out with my girlfriend. I asked her if she could stop trying to pass me her gum because it was kinda gross. She replied, "It's not gum, I just have bronchitis." FML
Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML
Today, I vented a lot to my niece about serious things via text message but I didn't reply to hers since I was asleep. She assumed I'd killed myself and called everyone I know, and had a full blown panic attack. And she has asthma. FML
Today, I heard my downstairs neighbor pounding on her roof/my floor. I thought she was being a Karen and wanting me to be quiet, even though I wasn’t doing anything. I stomped back defiantly to make a point. Turns out she was having an asthma attack and was asking for help. Oops. FML
Today, I was in the middle of an interview; it was going great until I started coughing. That coughing led to an asthma attack, which led to nonstop gagging. I couldn't even answer his final question, "Are you okay?" FML
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bleachedraven 14
awkward as **** & an FML for the woman having the asthma attack.
vadarose 12
What the ****? Why would you assume and start kissing her without consent?
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vadarose 12
What the ****? Why would you assume and start kissing her without consent?
n1nj4br34dm4n 3
You’re ******* joking right? We don’t even know the context. You may well have been through trauma, and that’s terrible. But the entire movement of “how dare you kiss this person. You didn’t have their consent!” is just outrageous. Do we not go based off of mutual respect/space/social cues anymore? I can sure as hell tell you that if your miserable ass were to find someone low enough to go on a date with you, and it was successful and both parties enjoyed themselves, you would undoubtedly find it awkward if they looked at you and said at the end of the night before leaving “I want to kiss you, and I think you want to kiss me, but I will not do that without your grace.” I’m astounded by the stupidity and sensitivity of you people these days.
ic2drops 10
dude get outta here like damn
cuz803 46
Unwanted kissing can be a form of unwanted sexual contact. Be more cautious OP cause nobody wants a sexual assault charge
bleachedraven 14
awkward as **** & an FML for the woman having the asthma attack.
BurnInDemonFire 39
You're a creepy sumbitch... Ask first, homie. And if she says no, you **** right off.
Brightside86 31
This is the most awkward thing I've read in ages.
Billie-Jo 9
I hope that she ended up, telling you off. You don't ever kiss anyone without their consent.
Plop 17
At this point you should just have doubled down on the harassment: Her: Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack. You: Don't you mean an "orgasthma" attack? *wink wink* Her: No, I mean I can't breath. You: Yeah, I always leave women breathless like that *wink wink* Her: Go call my roommate and get the **** out. You: Oh, there's gonna be some "****" alright *wink wink*
n1nj4br34dm4n 3
Hero
lukey101 26
Sounds like she was gettin frothy. Shoulda slipped a digit