Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML
Today, after climbing 5 flights of stairs I walked into the restroom to take a piss. I was winded but trying to keep my heavy breathing to a minimum. My plan failed when I almost fainted inbetween two guys at the urinal and started gasping for air. FML
Today, I was having rough sex when I breathed too heavily with a dry throat, and puked on the bed. FML
Today, I realized how out of shape I am, when I couldn't finish masturbating because I ran out of breath. FML
Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML
Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML
Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML
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NotMyDay5 13
At least someone Came... For help
mpsteve137 15
What a sight that must of been for whoever came to your rescue.
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Comments (55)
martin8337 36
Whst? Back to back perhaps?
Queen_of_Night 20
At least you didn't have to explain to the paramedics why you were naked.
infinite_love_ 8
This is a warning to were guy that has asthma and likes to ********** -.-
sanecatlady 13
Some things you don't need to share with the entire world, and what you do in the shower besides washing is one of them. Gross.
nopasanada 3
jajajajajajaja funny. ..I never thought that could happend
hatemyluck 15
Hey, you're making your parents' water bill rise.
Animekid126 13
Probably got a serious case of blue balls too...
wobbles69 5
Did someone actually come and help you?
Cuteroxx 17
you need medication!
AddleBoy 4
Does having asthma while pleasuring oneself count as a type of auto-erotic asphyxiation?