Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML
Today, after climbing 5 flights of stairs I walked into the restroom to take a piss. I was winded but trying to keep my heavy breathing to a minimum. My plan failed when I almost fainted inbetween two guys at the urinal and started gasping for air. FML
Today, I was having rough sex when I breathed too heavily with a dry throat, and puked on the bed. FML
Today, I realized how out of shape I am, when I couldn't finish masturbating because I ran out of breath. FML
Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML
Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML
Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML
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NotMyDay5 13
At least someone Came... For help
mpsteve137 15
What a sight that must of been for whoever came to your rescue.
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Comments (55)
Zeus1070 17
Autoerotic asphyxiation without your consent. Well then.
cgirl5 4
I would see your doctor about that to make sure it's safe for you to have sex and or **********.
bosniangirl27 21
Your ****** was breath taking
Mortoli 30
Lol just hope it wasn't a little sister if big sister or either brother you'll be on news. All in all I hope you only child bro. Lol news anchor, "this just in, male youth rubbed one out to asthma. Go Yankees."
not_mario13 7
Some people are into that kind of stuff