Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML
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Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML
Today, after climbing 5 flights of stairs I walked into the restroom to take a piss. I was winded but trying to keep my heavy breathing to a minimum. My plan failed when I almost fainted inbetween two guys at the urinal and started gasping for air. FML
Today, I was having rough sex when I breathed too heavily with a dry throat, and puked on the bed. FML
Today, I realized how out of shape I am, when I couldn't finish masturbating because I ran out of breath. FML
Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML
Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML
Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML
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NotMyDay5 13
At least someone Came... For help
mpsteve137 15
What a sight that must of been for whoever came to your rescue.
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Comments (55)
JD1147 27
What a wanker... *boom-tish*
finniewinnie 6
How do you 'rub one off'? Males please explain
Pesticides 19
Rub as in caress the penile shaft and head with hand...male masturbation.
Crazc 15
u can like rub the tip
perdix 31
Did your rescuer bring an inhaler or a heavily-lotioned right hand? Asthma is uncomfortable, but the DSBs are, as the name states, deadly.
Lafayo 9
hope you're better in bed, or you're in trouble xD
RedPillSucks 33
so, did someone have to help you finish?
olpally 33
No Giggity here! Hahahaha.
zandalee 20
This is why I get asthma in the shower. We find it gets a wee bit too steamy at times...
Marie314 17
Can't help but wonder who came to help you
ashtic 20
All this while listening to Weezer...?
DireVelociraptor 6
Dude, how do you ********** in the shower? I can only do it if I'm dressed like the ultimate warrior....