moe
United States
Today, the only person to wish me a Happy Valentine's day was a wrong number calling my cell phone. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
andi0804
United States
Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML
foreveralone
Torbay, New Zealand
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I got a reply to my Valentine's Day card that I sent to my girlfriend. I'll get the address right next time because her neighbor is really creeping me out now. FML
Anonymous
Australia
You started it!
Today, I received a text from an unknown number that read, "I love you." Thinking it was my partner being sweet, I responded with a long, sappy message about how much they mean to me. Turns out, it was a wrong number. The person responded with, "Um, thanks but I think you have the wrong number." FML
Arp
United States
Today, I got an early Valentine's day card. My boyfriend and I recently broke up, and my hopes shot up thinking it might be from him. It wasn't. It was from my parents. FML
PaulieD
United States
Oh, by the way…
Today, I received a "Happy Birthday" text from my ex. I thought maybe she missed me, but when I replied with a polite, "Thank you," they responded with "Sorry, wrong person. However, fuck you." Ouch. Happy birthday to me, indeed. FML
MelanieP
United States
Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML
m2k
Canada
Lonely, so lonely…
Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
lonely
United States
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
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atomheartm_fml 0
Well at least you have his number now don't you?
Acousticpixie14 6
Wow, get over it, it's not even a real holiday.
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Comments (57)
atomheartm_fml 0
Well at least you have his number now don't you?
jeremyt8nc 6
Unless it was a girl perhaps.
auzzrage 1
poor OP sure you'll find someone for next valentine day
Faleni 4
yeahhif op is a creeper! lol
zine_fml 5
28 you're cute
samadams42 0
That is what i call a sticky situation.
GunReaper 0
it's not a sticky situation unless she's ******, meaning in a bind such as "damn how am I gonna explain this to my boss?" or "shoot which girl should I take to the dance" or one oh those damned if I do damn if I don't situations. but OP I feel ya): I hate valentines day! the day guinea pig died. 9 year old Jasper.
auzzrage 1
sorry for your hamster 15 :P and ya nothing good comes from valentines day from my experience
auzzrage 1
I meant guinea-pig I'm sorry
bariforlife 0
in my experience i make valentines day fun if im single i go wit friends and hav fun so u jus got to make the most out of it
samadams42 0
Wrong FML.
schwiggidy 0
so you got one!
draycore1 0
Nobody at all said happy valentines day to me lol..
JJM49 0
CREEPER FACE
RinnieRiot 9
Happy Valentines.
samadams42 0
Happy Valentine's Day to you too!
BahahahLOL 0
And ya mama!
iSitt 0
HFVD
shsftbl61 0
Loser...seriously...
LemonBlue 0
I'd hold a knife to someone and demand they wish me a happy valentines day if I were like you
TeddyBearBabe 7
Couldn't agree with you more on that
rattusrattus 19
*facepalm* *facepalm* ... *facepalm* See my rant in a previous FML about how this isn't the 18th Century, women should be valued by their own worth rather than tangentially by a man's worth, and how Valentine's day completely misses the point of romance by making it an obligation. I'm not going to say YDI, but... it's not an FML either. We need a 'grow the hell up' option, methinks.
ohthebloodygore 16
9, exactly. Many people either 'Love/hate' the day based on whether they have a valentine or not. I simply hate it because it's my birthday.
auzzrage 1
maybe after moe the lonely guy off simpsons?
FuckinNazeh 0
Need a hug?
amazingDUH 0
the same thing happened to me today but it was a text to the wrong number.
GtHottie 0
me too but at least I had others