Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML
Today, after climbing 5 flights of stairs I walked into the restroom to take a piss. I was winded but trying to keep my heavy breathing to a minimum. My plan failed when I almost fainted inbetween two guys at the urinal and started gasping for air. FML
Today, I was having rough sex when I breathed too heavily with a dry throat, and puked on the bed. FML
Today, I realized how out of shape I am, when I couldn't finish masturbating because I ran out of breath. FML
Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML
Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML
Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML
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NotMyDay5 13
At least someone Came... For help
mpsteve137 15
What a sight that must of been for whoever came to your rescue.
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Comments (55)
riashah 14
First of all when your getting an asthma attack it takes a minute or two to realise your getting one. You can't just get one in a second. Second of all learn to carry your inhaler where ever you go. And before an attack you will always see the symptoms. So you will know you are likely to get one soon. So maybe op, you have totally ignored the symptoms or you were just too busy doing what you were enjoying.
Trently 10
Yes because if I also had asthma I would bring my inhaler in the shower with me.
riashah 14
Yes you would. Coz you can't run around like a lunatic finding your inhaler. When your practically in your birthday suit.
Trently 10
It's called grammar.
riashah 14
Thank you for your concern. I could really careless.
Sports_guy3 28
Sounds like #38 doesn't know anything about asthma. I have it, so I know what an asthma attack feels like.
Xotoolyxo 16
Must've been a great shower
apu_nahasapeemap 10
You're a real master bather. (Slow claps)
worldclassrager 41
Well worth it...did someone cum to your rescue?
karma_bitch1223 10
well thats a sticky situation
Trently 10
Would it though? Because he is now squeaky clean from the shower.
Vlen_fml 20
if OP reads this, you should know that the temperature is a huge factor. if you're running it too hot and whacking at the same time you're asking for respiratory and/or dizziness issues.
brinnablaine 22
Most likely not. Serious asthma attacks kill the mood pretty quickly.
doodlebug33 20
An ****** that took your breath away
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I don't know why some people(guys not girls) ********** in the shower. Sure, easy clean up and loud noises to cover up your ever so ******* creepy "jackin' off" breathing. Ever since I was a youngin' I got a wee bit too used to sweet, loving, simply incredible yet so demanding, sometimes batshit crazy, other gentle big assed redheaded pornography! Not through the Internet, but old school VHS tapes. I don't think I've joined in the dance of "the 4 finger truffle with special guest 'thumb' on bass" in the shower, for like, years haha. Props for keeping it old school, OP, but it seems your thoughts got the best of you this time.. Try ****, BBW **** to be exact. How do those guys find the right hole!? It's almost like "Where's Waldo?", watching that genre. Ahh shit, before you guys blow your shit all over my comment, I just mean, well shit, just watch it! It's seriously a mini game trying to find the ******, and finally realizing that's what you're looking at! Haha, **** games, we all just need a partner to join in the fun!
ZY1431 24
that's a perfect training opportunity for in case u really have sex. cause when It happens u won't miss a beat...