Today, I found out why teenage boys have "Keep out" and "Please knock" signs on their bedroom doors. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized you should always knock on your parents' door before entering. Even at 6:30 am. FML
Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML
Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML
Today, I found out the sole reason my son insisted on buying the house he did is because he was told on the grapevine that one of his new neighbours is a hot 20-something who never closes her curtains to undress at night. I raised a perverted idiot. FML
Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML
Today, my 4-year-old twin sons discovered how to lock doors. They locked me out of the house while I was taking out the trash. I had to climb through the kitchen window, which they'd generously smeared with peanut butter. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had a fight about his parents. We're both 23-year-old university students who aren't allowed in his bedroom unless the door is completely open. Nothing he says to his parents will change this. FML
Today, I learned that even when you put a sock on the door because you are having sex with your boyfriend, it doesn't mean your mom won't walk into your brand new apartment for a "surprise visit." FML
Today, after a great night of sexual ecstacy, I ran to answer the door. The angry woman standing there introduced herself. ''Hi, I'm your neighbor. My seven year-old son's bedroom is just next to yours and when you scream at night, he gets scared. Do you think you could keep it down?'' FML
Today, I had to convince my parents to shut the door when they have sex. They have done this on multiple occasions. FML
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jmu2011 6
*fap fap fap fap fap*
ghostlilac 25
Did you not see the "hardcore ****" FML from earlier? :P
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Comments (127)
jafreen 8
you must b d mom of d kid wid hardcore ****!!
endeveon 5
Is it my little pony? (^3^/)
forever_born 6
Should have knocked bro!!
b0j4ck 1
One does not simply barge into a fapping teenager's room.
pubb 0
At least he didn't go "hey, I was just thinking about you"
pregnantpianist 2
That'd be soooooo awkward and a definite FML
Chazy2010 8
looks like SOMEONE interupted fap time. he probablly still finished too.
TheMystery13 13
...Assuming that you're his mother, how the hell did you manage to make him in the first place when you don't understand the basics?!
iykwim1220 1
I'm with 8 :D
M0STD0P3K1D 2
8=>~
fragglefock 0
How could you not know that? It just doesnt make sense. Poor kid I feel bad for him.